Taking a break from the daily witch burning in GD

[Chovexani]

To go make some sausage and peppers.



NOM NOM NOM

[DarkTirade]

1. ... must... resist... urge... to make inappropriate... sausage... joke...

... ah screw it.

PENIS!

There, I said it.

[Chovexani]

3. You, sir, have Tourette's, but with wang.

:evilgrin:

[DarkTirade]

5. No I wang!

Err... don't. Don't wang.

Damnit.

[Chovexani]

6. Hehehehe

:spray:

[XemaSab]

2. Such sexist language!

This makes me sad. :(

[Chovexani]

4. Cheer up emo kid!

[XemaSab]

7. If that's a girl, she needs to wax

:P

[Chovexani]

8. I was too busy being appalled at the hair.

:scared:

[XemaSab]

9. The hair is what I'm talking about

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Tell me — why do witches burn?

:shrug:

[DarkTirade]

11. Because... they're made of... wood?

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Goooooooood!

:toast:

[DarkTirade]

13. Heh heh... wood.

[Inchworm]

14. Build a bridge out of her!

!!

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. Bread!

Apples!

Uh... very small rocks!

[krispos42]

19. Churches! Churches! Lead! Lead! n/t

[qnr]

15. OH, so now the onions aren't good enough to get their own mention????

:P :hi:

[Chovexani]

17. Onions never get a voice

:(

[qnr]

18. Yeah, but on the other hand, they do tend to influence the voice

of everyone they come in contact with. Well, the breath at least.

Edit: stooooopid keyboard, pay attention to what I type

[Drunken Irishman]

20. Your sausage is yummy.

[DarkTirade]

21. If I had a nickel for every time I've heard someone say that...

:evilgrin:

[ThomCat]

29. I hope you'd be as happy as you are rich.

:9

[DarkTirade]

30. With today's inflation... maybe I should charge a dime.

Then I could afford a candy bar or something. :P

[Ellen Forradalom]

22. Mmm, bbq witch

With beans and tortillas, yum.

[Chovexani]

23. I taste better with ranch

So I'm told. :evilgrin:

[mondo joe]

24. Common sense and logic dictates your sausage is aligned with the DLC.

I will prepare a 1,000 word response without paragraph breaks to refute your sausage.

[Chovexani]

25. omg

:spray: :rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

26. Oooh, that looks good. You know what I've been seeing a lot of in GD?

Gargantuan big-ass-MENSA-brained posters who want to take a break from all the "mental midgetry" represented by all of DU and go back to the ever-lovin bosom of their MENSA board. And they don't mind saying so. And it's kind of funny, these "I'm leaving DU but I'll stay and tell you why" posts.
:D It's a war between highbrow and higher-brow in GD.

[Chovexani]

35. I've seen those, they're hilarious

I love jackasses who name drop Mensa as if they were the only members, or anyone cares.

[RetroLounge]

27. You got a link for that?

Sausage-Bot...

:D

RL

[Sugar Smack]

28. Here, turn around.

:spank: <-- Really, that hurt me worse than it did you. :P

[RetroLounge]

31. Oooh, I liked it...

coming from you, it's like sexay-hawt!

:evilgrin:

RL

[Sugar Smack]

32. Heh!!! And then when I'm done with you

I'm going back into the GD forum to ambush a couple of rocket-scientist-geniuses with self-diagnosed super-high IQs and pret-a-porter educations with a sandblaster.

;-) Back shortly.

[RetroLounge]

38. "pret-a-porter educations"

:rofl:

RL

[lightningandsnow]

33. Oh man!

I haven't eaten red meat in almost 5 years (I don't like most of it), but I still get sausage cravings sometimes.

[triguy46]

34. I do a variation of that, while they are cooking in the skillet, add 1 cup ...

sauvignon blanc. After it reduces put in oven, then make polenta and serve with the peppers and sausage and onions. Yummy.

[Chovexani]

36. Oooh that sounds yummy

I will have to try that next time. :9

[dembotoz]

37. thought this was an anti hrc thread at first....

I personally would prefer bratwust.

[qnr]

40. Who could be against honey roasted cashews? n/t

[davsand]

39. It hurts to think I was proud of making hot dawgs and hamburgers on the grill tonight

Lady, you are humming me out SO bad because I was actually PROUD of the fact that i was grilling out tonight. It was the **FIRST** cookout of the year for us and I thought I was hot shit...

Jeesh. I can't muster enough initials after my name to run with the "smarties" (my Mom calls folks like that "eggheads") in GD, and I just can't muster enough vitriol to hang in GDP. I guess I'll just go sleep on the short bus now.

:boring:


Laura

[qnr]

41. Yeah, but you got mosquitoes and gnats for free! n/t