how could you eat human flesh? - Democratic Underground

LastKnight

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Fri Feb-13-04 07:01 PM
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Poll question: how could you eat human flesh?

Edited on Fri Feb-13-04 07:04 PM by LastKnight

shameless mockery poll...

-LK

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Champion Jack

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Fri Feb-13-04 07:03 PM
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1. Beer battered and deep fried Mmmmmm, Mmmmmmm

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MercutioATC

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Fri Feb-13-04 08:19 PM
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2. Actually, I don't think Atkins prohibits human flesh.

In fact, they kinda encourage meat intake.

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LastKnight

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Fri Feb-13-04 08:25 PM
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4. my bad, im not on atkins...

i was lookin for a joke...

-LK

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MercutioATC

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Fri Feb-13-04 09:18 PM
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6. I know...sorry to steal it from you....

:evilgrin:

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CanuckAmok

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Fri Feb-13-04 08:22 PM
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3. ...A nice Chianti....

n/t

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dolo amber

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Fri Feb-13-04 09:33 PM
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9. Heh...

Glad I read down before posting, that was my first thought as well. ;) :D

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11 Bravo

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Fri Feb-13-04 10:42 PM
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13. What? No fava beans??

n/t

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Insider

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Fri Feb-13-04 08:29 PM
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5. lots of tabasco

and just for the record, i don't have to be starving to DEATH. 36-48 hours and i'm ready with fork & knife.

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Whitacre D_WI

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Fri Feb-13-04 09:26 PM
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7. It really depends on the physique of the person...

and which cut of meat are we talking about? Someone wiry, an althlete or some such, would need to be stewed. Someone with a little higher fat content, a little more tender -- well, they could be cut up into steaks.

Also, I'd much rather eat a vegetarian. Think about it: cows = yummy; coyotes = not so yummy. Herbivores taste better.

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FatSlob

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Fri Feb-13-04 09:29 PM
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8. Even though I voted

Robb is a dingbat, I would probably choose to have it hickory smoked!

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kodi

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Fri Feb-13-04 10:02 PM
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10. it would have to be kosher,

btw: fortune cookie say "never buy meat from a butcher who moonlights as a moyel."

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alwynsw

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Fri Feb-13-04 10:19 PM
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11. But I'll wager the tips are good

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alwynsw

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Fri Feb-13-04 10:27 PM
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12. Seriously? With my teeth, chewed 28 times.

masticate masticate masticate

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