HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A DIPSHIT

[Skittles]

NO INDEED:

:o

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

1. Two brain cells. Yep, that;s what I have. Two.

Well, that is one more than either of my brothers have!

[mouse7]

2. It's the "Bunnypants Kids Club" sign n/t

[boobooday]

3. It's a sign he often gives his staff

Two more Xanax, please.

http://www.wgoeshome.com

Jeanette

[MrScorpio]

4. "I remember I had two choices in life, as I was growing up..."

"Left nostril or right nostril."

[flamingyouth]

6. Heh - that's funny

Still laughing... :7

[camero]

5. The chimp wants two pretzels

:) Maybe he'll get it right this time.

[childslibrarian]

7. He looks like one to me!!!

[yellowcanine]

8. Shrub knows how to make the peace sign?

Who knew? Maybe he learned in the TANG.

[salinen]

9. "O.K. kiddies

repeat after me, durrrrrrr, try again, durrrrrrrrr.

[Duckiesplaything]

10. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah he does.

[MrScorpio]

11. "When I was three, I stuck these two fingers in a light socket..."

"That's how I got to be this smart."

[cosmicdot]

12. W is spreching: "At some point in time, in order to challenge mediocrity

... where we find mediocrity, parents have to be given other options," Bush said in his speech; then, W paused to wonder if that statement had any double meaning to it ... those speech crafters have been tricking him lately ... they might have meant the Democratic Party ...

[MikeG]

13. He gave up smoking but still likes to go through the motions

[1monster]

14. no... he looks like lit dipstick