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patriotvoice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-04 02:31 AM
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Sperm Wars...
... if you're not getting any this Valentine's Day.

http://www.planet-familyguy.com/fun/games/spermwars_v1.html
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Lostmessage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-04 02:43 AM
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1. Valentines Day isn't about Sex
It's about showing someone that you love them or care about them.

Acknowledging them with a card or a call means allot more then sex.
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patriotvoice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-04 02:49 AM
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3. Everyday is about love your fellow (wo)man...
... period.

Savour the moment, whether you're praying to an amorphous deity, energetically copulating, or slaughtering your dinner.

This response was brought to you by Hallmark, makers of useless paper products with trite, expressionless messages predigested and carefully reformed into a noxious package.
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Lostmessage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-04 02:51 AM
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4. What do you mean by (wo)man?
It doesn't take paper these days does it? People send ecards don't they.
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-04 02:54 AM
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5. Have you ever listened to Bill Cosby?
The part where he said, "Why did god call a woman a woman?"

Because he looked at her body and said, "Whoa man!".

It's a funny joke. :)
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patriotvoice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-04 02:59 AM
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7. For the majority of the world...
... you have to deliver messages using paper.

Love is about every one, every day: the homeless, the indigent, the crippled, the lost. These people aren't plugged in. These are your brothers and sisters. Embrace them, face to face, heart to heart.
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-04 02:49 AM
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2. Just don't do this ok?


Think of the kittens.
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-04 02:58 AM
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6. dont make me post that picture...
Edited on Sat Feb-14-04 02:58 AM by LastKnight
ok... you had to pull that one out didnt you...



i like domo kun's better myself

-LK
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-04 02:59 AM
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8. I'm laughing so hard
I forgot my retort....lol :D
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-04 03:09 AM
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9. Ok, I'm done now
Them Domo-Kuns ate my ice cream. Get em kitties. :)
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-04 03:11 AM
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10. Domo-Kuns aint afraid of no kittens!
Edited on Sat Feb-14-04 03:12 AM by LastKnight


my domo-kun just ate grovelbot, lets see your kittens do that!

-LK
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-04 03:13 AM
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11. That's why we have to stop playing with the toys.
Edited on Sat Feb-14-04 03:15 AM by camero
He was just a gold digger anyway.:D Where did you find that?

Note to self: Do google. Find funny Domo-Kun pics.
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-04 03:14 AM
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12. do a google image search for "domo-Kun"
Edited on Sat Feb-14-04 03:15 AM by LastKnight
you'd be surprised i got over 900 results

edit: saw your edit, google is where i find this stuff

-LK
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-04 03:15 AM
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13. Man, them things get around.
:)
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-04 03:19 AM
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14. Forrest Domo-Kun


Run Forrest Run
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-04 03:21 AM
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15. i think we have officially hijacked the thread
lol good work, if we work together we can take over every thread in the lounge!

-LK
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-04 03:22 AM
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16. I think we have.
It's fun. :)
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