This photo is dying for a caption--the guy on the left wasn't ABOUT to die

[Bertha Venation]

[Bertha Venation]

1. hey, you prick -- look at my sig line:

You must not ever have a moment of peace, you fucking weasel.

[wellstone_democrat]

2. "Another million dollar photo op for the family".

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[pink_poodle]

3. "Don't worry son, the uniform is just pretend." -nm

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[joeybee12]

4. How 'bout---"Membership has its priveleges"?????

Dont' you just want to bitch-slap those two stupid grins to the Yukon?

[Bertha Venation]

5. Great one.

Not the Yukon though. I want them off our continent. How about Siberia?

[joeybee12]

8. Thanks--and maybe Siberia is even too close--perhaps Mars?

They'll be right at home with all their Haliburton buddies drilling away for oil!

[blondeatlast]

11. How about Mars? I wouldn't inflict them on my fellow human beings,

and *it* certainly seems anxious to "do Mars."

[BootinUp]

6. Son you are now an honorary Patriot! - smile

[ewagner]

7. PINGER!

Hey former AF guys...look at the hair!!!

Do you remember after basic going to tech and being hazed as a PINGER?????

LOL

Did that bring back memories..........

[terrya]

9. "This will look good when we steal that election for you in the year 2000"

Terry

[Lisaben2619]

10. Now put your costume on , Georgie, and get to the dentist!

[pansypoo53219]

12. LOOK!

my boy finally got his hair cut!

no way is george 6' tall.

[PDittie]

13. "What's this under your epaulet, son?"

"A fattie? An eight-ball?"

"A WAD OF GUM?!?"

[cosmicdot]

14. Son, I got some old medals in my drawer here .. let's put a few on you ...

or

doesn't his epaulet look nice, Barb? it'll look better if we could get some stars or bars on here ... I still have those medals were thrown over the fence when I worked for Nixon ... finders keepers ...

[Catshrink]

15. Definition: Piece of shit, pl. pieces of shit.