Man Installing Satellite TV Shoots, Kills Wife

[TommyO]

Pasty Long was standing outside the residence, helping her husband with the installation of a satellite television system. The couple's children were also outside.

According to sheriff's department spokesman Maj. Robert Hills, Ronald Long fired a shot from the inside of their home after several unsuccessful efforts to punch a hole through the exterior wall using other means.

Ronald Long told authorities that he fired a second shot, then called out his wife's name and the names of their two children. When he got no reply, he ran outside and found his wounded wife.

More at http://www.kmbc.com/news/15701029/detail.html


WTF was this moron thinking? More specifically, why wasn't he thinking?

[Aristus]

1. Well, if his wife had had a gun, too, that wouldn't have happened.

:sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm:

God! The sheer stupidity of some people makes me fear for the future of our species...

[TommyO]

3. The perfect response!

:rofl:

[mainegreen]

4. Usually these people weed themselves out.

Sadly, he weeded someone else out.

[madinmaryland]

2. Guns don't kill people, just idiots WITH guns kill people

:grr:

[TommyO]

5. Agreed, and this moran was a grade-A, first-class idiot

[Deep13]

6. I'm so sorry that she married a painfully stupid fucking idiot.

And now when el Retardo gets out of prison he'll raise their children to be idiots too. Will the cycle of idiots raising idiots never end? :-(

[trof]

7. Future Darwin winner.

[TommyO]

8. He killed somebody else, and already has children

He's not eligible for the Darwin Award.

[texas1928]

9. Charge him with something...

That is a case of stupid that needs to be off the streets.

[Westegg]

10. D'oh!

[DS1]

11. Well, he did order the Action Package