Rug, or Bad Hair Day?

[Robb]

Poll question: Rug, or Bad Hair Day?

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Retired Lt. Col. John ``Bill'' Calhoun is shown at the Daytona International Speedway in Dayton Beach, Fla., Friday, Feb. 13, 2004, where he is attending a NASCAR event. Calhoun, a retired Alabama Air National Guard officer, said Friday that he remembers George W. Bush showing up for duty in Alabama in 1972, reading safety magazines and flight manuals in an office as he performed his weekend obligations. (AP Photo/Peter Cosgrove)

[PVnRT]

1. It couldn't be faker

if it had a chin strap...

[peekaloo]

2. but it hides the lobotomy scar so well!

[trof]

3. Boy, does this guy look familiar to me.

I might have known him in the guard.
Something about being named "John" but going by "Bill" rings a faint bell.

[Adams Wulff]

4. Small, furry, woodland creature.

Hey Bill,
Whaddaya feed that thing, anyway?
The raptors circling low over his head was my first clue.

[latebloomer]

5. Oy gevalt!!

[VOX]

6. 100% acrylic, held down with two-sided tape!

Couldn't be more fake.

[Lostmessage]

7. Come on guys it's a RUG

LOL