Excellent comment on what the fundys want!

[Archae]

Just saw this cartoon, if Smirk's biggest supporters, (the wack jobs from last Sunday's "60 Minutes,") what they want if they get their way.

[lolly]

1. In a similar vein

This one was making the e-mail rounds a few years ago when Dr. Laura was in the news . . .

****************************Dear Dr. Laura,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's law. I learned a great deal from you, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how best to follow them.

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors claim the odor is not pleasing to them. How should I deal with this?

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as it suggests doing in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

Lev. 25:44 states that I may buy slaves from the nations that are around us. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans but not Canadians? Can you clarify?

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 10:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

Lev. 20:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

I know you studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

[Bill McBlueState]

4. random smilies

Have you noticed how the random smilies tend to show up when people refer to bible verses? Kinda funny how all those : 7's get misinterpreted.

[mdmc]

5. oh, thats what they are

:~) I thought it was the author way of embellishing the joke.

[Sentath]

6. West Wing

I'll have to see if I still have the audio clip of Martin Sheen doing this.

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{rlg}

[SmileyBoy]

2. I loooooved that one!! Thanx for sharing!!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. very succinct

I like it!

[Don_G]

7. Something For Nothing

...and the Tax is Free...?

Talk about a "Welfare Cadilac," what about the Dimbo's disrembermace of Heavy Hallibruton Hitters VS Weak Welfare Wankers in the midst of a "free" election.

Psst privilage: The wanker's second-in-command can't function as a Governerator in Texas Incarnate unless he can dissaccoiate his 14 year-old daughter from claiming she can or can't functrion normally....

Ain't it "Rich..."