Who is the hottest ping-pong-playing shrimp-boat captain on the forum?

[ForrestGump]

Just wondering.........

[oneighty]

1. I was a shrimp boat Captain, bonafide!

The State license to "Captain a Shrimp Trawler" at the time cost
(US One Dollar) and since it was a documented vessel and I owned it
I was also the 'Master'.

It is quite impossible to play ping pong on a Shrimp Trawler.

It is also a tough way to make a living.

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[trof]

4. Hey, I've got a shrimp license

but just for pulling my own little net.

[oneighty]

6. By hand?

A hand seine? I had a very small trawl net (20 feet)
for use with my outboard motor boat (license required). We used a hand
sein or cast net in the salt creeks, no license required
at the time.

Ed

[trof]

7. nope, small trawl.

Pull it behind a 20' pontoon boat, which makes a great work area.

[short bus president]

2. Huh? Shrimping?

You missed the "kinky" thread... check back to page 3 or 4. There was a late-posted pic you might be interested in if that's really your cup of tea. ;-)

[trof]

3. Would his initials be

F.G.?

[short bus president]

5. "Fuggin' Goofy?!?"

"Feeling Giddy?"

Oh, I get it - "fermented guava." That's got to be it.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

8. Run, Forrest! RUN!

[ForrestGump]

9. Running!!!!!!

Golly - where'd all these shrimp boat captains come from, anyway? It was s'posed to be an easy question, darn it.

[short bus president]

10. Ahhhhh... the almost

masturbatory pleasure/shame of the gratuitous self kick. ;-)

[SoCalDem]

11. Why.. that's easyyyyyy.. Forrest Bush

[Darth_Kitten]

12. YOU are, you big lug!

:evilgrin:

[SOteric]

13. Okay, I definitely have to cast my vote for:

Forrest Gump. Of course, -he's the only one on the forum.

But I'm just certain he would have won anyway.