Really good B*sh joke I just got

[LEW]

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers onboard but
only 4 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the
1st pack and left the plane.

The 2rd passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the smartest woman in
history and a potential future president." So she took the 2nd pack next
to her and jumped out of the plane.

The 3nd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the president of the
United States of America. I have great responsibility being the
leader of the greatest superpower nation in history, so America's
people won't let me die." He grabbed the 3nd pack and jumped out of
the plane.


The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old
schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and
as a Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
parachute." The girl said, "It's okay Father, there is a parachute
left for you. “The President just took my backpack”!

[West Coast Democrat]

1. Funny!!

I love it!

[newyawker99]

11. Congrats XanthaS!! 400 posts

:toast:

[gratuitous]

2. See, it's because George is so dumb

That he grabbed the little girl's backpack instead of one of the parachutes. Heck, I "got" it the first time through!

:evilgrin:

I said I was thoroughly evil.

[alcuno]

3. My mom is still laughing. And she voted for the Shrub!

Terrific joke.

[huckleberry]

4. Excellent! Haven't seen that one before.

Thanks!!:)

[izzie]

5. This site is under watch, right????Was funny

n/t

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

6. Ahhh, a blast from the past... used to be about Kissenger

[ikojo]

9. This same parachute joke

was used against Clinton as well.

[amazona]

7. this joke is so old I remember when it was about Bill Gates!

tee hee, nice reworking though, I laughed out loud!

[Spintronic]

8. So how long did it take...

before you got it?

[LynneSin]

10. I want to know why Hillary, Kobe, the Pope, the Idiot and a 10 year old

were doing all flying on the same plane?