Darrell Issa goner: Caption this.

[Norbert]

I (sob) spent nearly two million dollars (sob) on this recall. (sob)...(sob) and this two-bit Scandinavian ham (sob) is taking the office I was seeking.

I wanna be Governor!
I wanna be Governor!
I WANNA BE GOVERNOR!
BBBWWWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[American Renaissance]

1. If Larry Flynt is elected people are going to blame me.

[buff2]

2. ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!

Poor whining crying LOSER!!!!!! Hey freepers....here's a REAL SORELOSERMAN FOR YA!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL

[bluestateguy]

3. Now he can give all his campaign money to Hezbollah

He has had such a cushy relationship with the "political" wing of Hezbollah lately.

[BushHasGotToGo]

17. Never mind

Peace

[OneTwentyoNine]

4. I'm so pissed I might just steal ANOTHER car!!!!

....n/t

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. How come when other Republicans steal elections it works? This isn't fair!

[CarlBallard]

6. This is so much harder than stealing a car n/t

[Duncan Grant]

7. Homer Simpson on the line...

with a clue for you...DOH!

Repeat after me:

Must - not - be - a - patsy.
Must - not - be - a - patsy.
Must - not - be - a - patsy.

:kick:

[Bombero1956]

8. what ?

I never knew the governor's limo has Lojac.

[realFedUp]

9. His wife looked fairly fed up I thought

She looked at him like he just took out the garbage
and forgot to wash his hands...maybe that was just
pain on her face...who knows.

[cosmicdot]

10. his wife is thinking: I told him not to take that call from Rove ...

[Kurovski]

11. "Snot from a snot."

"A man more used than loved."

Will the R party catch him on the rebound for his sacrifice? Where will he turn up next? Will his bitter tears be dried? Tune in next week for "How the Knife Turns." (Brought to you by Coup-Coup Productions)

[peekaloo]

12. Dear Darrell,

Consider this a divorce.

[private_ryan]

13. they should braodcast these pics

in Lebanon or wherever he's from so they can laugh at him, what a whimp.

[Maudlin]

14. Austria isn't scandinavian.

That picture is truly priceless :)

[JohnKleeb]

15. m'kay in a good mood so ready

Darrell Issa (crying)- I just wanted to let the Enrons of the world ruin our state, just wanted to discriminate against gays because they are different, and George told me stealing was easy, after all I did steal that car.
His wife is thinking- Jeez I need to divorce this loser

[Kamika]

16. hey gihly man whay do yo cry

id love to see those guys from saturday night live do their routine on this guy

[VOX]

18. "Bush told me to snort the white powder up my nostril, like this..."

"Say, when's the *next* recall?"

[opihimoimoi]

19. The girly mon has a reality check

You do bad

you get bad

[underpants]

20. PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE RECALL

PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE RECALL

[underpants]

21. Ever seen a businessman who wasted $1.5 M to buy himself an election?

You have now.

[44wax]

22. Oh shit I forgot to check for powder rings Act sad wipe nose

[disgruntella]

23. looks like issa's got a "boo-boo"

"Me kiss it and make it better..." :scared:

And his wife says: "Nothing can make this fiasco any better, dipstick"