20 FRIGGIN' QUESTIONS! LOVE YOU LONG TIME!

[short bus president]

tonight I have in mind a song title.

"Yes" or "No" questions only.

Good luck!

[SOteric]

1. Was it newly authored in the last 20 years?

[short bus president]

2. No ma'am. (1)

:smoke:

[KCDem]

3. Oh! You so horny?

:evilgrin:

[short bus president]

4. Yes indeed!

:evilgrin:


on edit, probably not intended to be one of the 20 questions, so not charged. ;-)

[KCDem]

6. so, um, did I win?

Or were you just answering the question? :spank:

[short bus president]

9. sorry!

it just kinda blurted out.

I didn't think you were asking a game-related question. ;-)

[KCDem]

12. well, my husband reads the board,

so I have to watch out what I write. And it's _really_ difficult with all the hot threads lately!

[-..__...]

5. Nancy Sinatra

These Boots Are Made For Walking.

[short bus president]

7. Nope. (2)

[-..__...]

10. But...

It's from "Full Metal Jacket". Correct?

[short bus president]

13. the song? no

that was just my own garnish for the thread title. Were there even 20 songs in FMJ? If not, that'd be a shortbus game, indeed!

[-..__...]

18. So...

"Love You Long time" is not a hint?

BTW, FMJ has 15 songs in the soundtrack... Yeah, I had to Googlize it.

[short bus president]

19. no! I don't do hints!

Hell, I've only won this game ONCE out of the dozen or so times I've played it here! I'm not about to help you people! :P

[-..__...]

22. So...

Since "Love You Long Time" isn't a hint, it must be a reward to the winner? :evilgrin:

[short bus president]

23. Jeez!

A guy posts one "how kinky are you" thread (and a "disturbing licking thing" thread, and a few "vibrating pocket pussy" threads, not to mention the graphic images of latex prosthetic body parts) and all of a sudden everyone treats him like he's just some kind of piece of meat!

Stop undressing me with your eyes!

[-..__...]

29. Sorry

A guy posts one "how kinky are you" thread (and a "disturbing licking thing" thread, and a few "vibrating pocket pussy"
threads, not to mention the graphic images of latex prosthetic body parts) and all of a sudden everyone treats him like
he's just some kind of piece of meat!

Well, you started it. What was that "disturbing licking thing" all about? Sounds yummy... whatever it is.


Stop undressing me with your eyes!

Why stop there?

So, what was the original question?

[short bus president]

39. well, I found it disturbing

for an icon, at any rate.



I'm not sure if it's the forked tongue or the deviant-lookin' smiley flicking it about, but there's definitely something wrong about it.

;-)

[Skittles]

8. DID PAUL MCCARTNEY WRITE IT

???

[short bus president]

11. no ma'am. (3)

please don't hurt me ma'am!

[SOteric]

14. Was it new during the 60's or 70's?

[short bus president]

15. no ma'am. (4)

[Pab Sungenis]

16. Was it from 1940 or before?

[short bus president]

17. "yes" or "no" questions only, please

:7

[Nevernose]

20. Was the song performed by an individual? (as opposed to a band)

[short bus president]

21. yes (5)

[blondeatlast]

24. Is it in the public domain?

[short bus president]

26. yes! (6)

good ? !

[jus_the_facts]

25. is it a jazz/blues song ?

:shrug:

[short bus president]

27. no ma'am (7)

and it ain't the "low down, salad-tossin' prison bitch blues," either!

:7

[blondeatlast]

28. Is it reasonable to assume the performer is alive?

[blondeatlast]

30. Googling, SBP?

BTW, that would be yes, ma'am and no, ma'am!

[short bus president]

33. my apologies, ma'am.

I find it prudent not to guess about people's gender online, for the reason that I'm a dumbass and could get myself hurt.

[blondeatlast]

34. You're forgiven . . . THIS TIME!

;-)

[short bus president]

37. won't let it happen again

ma'am.

:7

[short bus president]

31. I can't answer that

it rests on an assumption regarding the meaning of the word "individual" in post #20 that has not yet been established.

:P

[jus_the_facts]

32. ....was it written in the 20th century then?

:P

[short bus president]

35. that's a damned fine question,

because the only proper answer is neither "yes," nor "no," but "unknown." And I don't think I can charge you for the question unless I answer yes or no. Anyone who knows the rules on this might help me out here...

[jus_the_facts]

36. ....so you don't know if it was written in the 20th century?

....that's a yes or no ? ;-)

[short bus president]

38. correct

:P

[jus_the_facts]

42. ..is it.....Camptown Races.....doodah dooodah.....

:nopity:

[short bus president]

44. no ma'am. (9)

nice fiddlin', though. Can you do that with yer back legs, too?

:7

[jus_the_facts]

46. ....is it....Row Row....Row yer boat....

....gently down the stream :evilgrin:

[fishnfla]

49. Hey wait a minute

once you guess your out. your burning up all the questions

[jus_the_facts]

50. oh excuse meeeee.....see post 35.....

.... the rules weren't known...sooo didn't follow any

[short bus president]

53. oh, she's burning up all right!

:spank:

:evilgrin:

[jus_the_facts]

54. ....figured you'd appreciate the.....

.....innuendo there!:evilgrin:

[short bus president]

55. well, there you go! Your very own

internet acronym: THFTS (too hot for tossed salad!).

:P

[jus_the_facts]

58. *snap...crackle...POP*

[fishnfla]

56. Cripes now I feel like a chump

So my last question: did jus the facts guess correctly in #46?

[short bus president]

57. nah, she sucks at this game!

{ :spank: me later, jtf!)

No need for anyone to feel chumpish!

[jus_the_facts]

59. .....whoa.....*I* suck.....you couldn't answer my question......

:wtf: is *unknown* anyway...take yer :spank: NOW Mister! :evilgrin:

THFTS don't follow no stinkin' rules

[short bus president]

60. Sorry, I meant to say

you're a SUCCUBUS!

<singing> "get on the bus... the succ-u-bus!"

[jus_the_facts]

62. so....what'll it be......

.....OR.....




Muahahahahahaha :evilgrin:

[short bus president]

63. let me sleep on it

baby, baby - I'll give you an answer in the morning!

[jus_the_facts]

64. *sssssweeeeeeeet drrrrreamsssssss*

[fishnfla]

40. Is it a song that is frequently sung at public events?

[short bus president]

41. no sir. (8)

[fishnfla]

43. Is the songs performer a female?

[short bus president]

45. can't answer that, either

see post #31 - same reason.

:-)

[fishnfla]

48. What the????

Is it a song one learns in childhood?

[short bus president]

51. Yes (10)

It is a song one might learn in childhood. I did.

[SOteric]

47. Is the song an age-old traditional/folk tune?

[short bus president]

52. yes'm. (11)

traditional.

[short bus president]

61. I'M GOING TO BED!

I hereby declare complete and total victory over the collective brainpower of the Lounge in this night's game of 20 Questions. Mission accomplished!

whaddaya mean the game's not over? Didn't you HEAR me say "mission accomplished?!?" Treasonous questioning bastards!