Man Stores Bullets In Oven - Wife Turns Oven On - Bullets Explode

[matcom]

<snip>

Capt. Craig Kohlbeck of the Brown County Sheriff's Department said the husband had put the ammunition and three handguns in the oven before the couple left on a vacation.

He told officers he thought the items would be safe there in case someone broke into the home while they were away.

After returning from their trip Tuesday, the wife turned on the oven to prepare dinner and the bullets ignited, Kohlbeck said.

No one was hurt.

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2004/02/18/stored_bullets_explode_in_wis_oven/

[BiggJawn]

1. But they had a nice time in Daytona.....

Burglars check those places. Ovens, freezers, some even look in the toilet tank.
But most just grab the home theatre and split. They don't notice the Monet hanging on the wall...

[joeybee12]

2. So much for baking my bullets into the bread Im making tonight...

I was sure they'd be safe there!

[matcom]

3. a nice casserole maybe?

:shrug:

[joeybee12]

7. If I wear my bullet-proof vest, maybe I'll be okay with the casserole....

...I sort of like the sound of popping coming from my oven--I like food with a kick to it!

[Beaker]

4. why would they call the police over this?

to share their stupidity with the rest of us?

thanks, morans...

[underpants]

5. Ovens don't kill people, people with ovens..uh...kill people

:bounce:

[Ohio Dem]

6. Should it be legal to be able to carry

a concealed oven?

What about microwaves?

[underpants]

8. DANGER: easily concealed "dirty ovens"

Powered by a common household lightbulb.

[Ohio Dem]

9. Hey, is that a suitcase oven?

I heard you can get one of those in some of the former Soviet Republics.

[matcom]

10. LOL

[underpants]

11. The Foreign Minister of Niger can retroactively sell them to you

or so I hear

[matcom]

13. hows the yellow cake taste?

:D

[underpants]

14. Like chicken

[Archae]

12. They came close to...

Becoming Darwin award candidates.

(BTW, that town is about an hour's drive from where I am.)

[matcom]

16. and you ADMIT that?

:D

[truthspeaker]

15. it's idiots like this that keep me from being a strict libertarian

Unfortunately we need institutions like government to protect the innocent from the stupid.

[PVnRT]

17. Jesus, how stupid

Everyone knows that bullets taste like shit when baked! You gotta deep fry them or steam them slowly with some vegetables.

Some fucking people.... :eyes:

[underpants]

18. No duh

Anyone knows they need to be tenderized with one of these too

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

19. This is why I got me a Kevlar cooking apron

[matcom]

20. and pot holders i hope

:)