The Racy Little Driver in Reverse of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

W. us saying: "Gosh. That was great! Listen, I was thinking 'bout what I'm gonna do after being president- warrior-king and stuff in another 5 years unless I can get the rules changed, or the constitution, or . . . whatever. Anyway, I thought maybe being a race car driver like you guys since I have a lot of experience driving a car, like from 16 years old . . . really! . . .and since I don't even have to learn to read a map cause all you do is go round all the time and you never get lost. . . . . And then once when I was in in Boy Scouts we went to this place where we all raced go-carts. Well, it was great!!! And . . . do you know what? I got like almost the fastest car there and came in third every time outta six guys, or I wouda if they didn't keep those hay bales so close to the track and all. . . . Well, what do you think? . . . Huh?"

[eileen_d]

1. "Don't let go of my hand - I'm doing an experiment

testing the meltable properties of M&Ms"

(If this sounds obscure, check the race car driver logos)

[underpants]

2. I appreciate the support but I think they sewed those W's on upside down

:bounce:

[underpants]

3. I've been thinking why don't you try turning RIGHT once in a while

:bounce:

[Westegg]

4. "Mmmm...M&M's! I wonder if this fella's plain or peanut?"

[cosmicdot]

5. W: where are mine? my logos are in my pocket

[kodi]

6. "when i was drunk i could drive jus' as fast as ya'll."

.

[Mountainman]

7. Yeah it is really hard being a sock puppet but knowing that someone like

you cares makes it a little better.

[Elidor]

8. "You're a great pilot, son, and we love having you in the guard"

"That was yesterday, Mr. pReznit. I'm a race car driver. This is Florida."

"Oh, yeah. Well, anyway, whatever I was sayin'. Did I tell you, I used to fly one of these things?"

"Yes, you did. About a hundred times already."