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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 09:05 AM Original message |
Needed: Every "walks into a bar" joke you can think of. |
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KG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 09:08 AM Response to Original message |
1. A guy, a woman, a horse, a duck, a grasshopper walk into a bar |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 09:09 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. perfect! |
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applegrove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 12:06 PM Response to Reply #1 |
24. That's the best one I've heard in a while. |
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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 09:11 AM Response to Original message |
3. A piece of string walks into the bar |
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suninvited (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 09:18 AM Response to Original message |
4. A jumper cable walks into a bar |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 09:29 AM Response to Original message |
5. Three blondes walk into a bar. |
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cabbage08 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 05:26 PM Response to Reply #5 |
36. LOL |
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Tommy_Carcetti (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 09:31 AM Response to Original message |
6. Dan Quayle walks into a bar. |
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Rambis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 09:40 AM Response to Original message |
7. A mushroom walks into a bar |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 09:53 AM Response to Original message |
8. A cup of yogurt walks into a bar. |
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momophile (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 09:55 AM Response to Original message |
9. it's pretty stupid but... here goes |
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Sequoia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 10:43 AM Response to Reply #9 |
15. My mascarra, my mascarra...!!!! That was funny. |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 09:59 AM Response to Original message |
10. A guy walks into a bar... |
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JBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 10:03 AM Response to Original message |
11. A pony walks into a bar |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 07:06 PM Response to Reply #11 |
49. A horse walks into a bar |
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LeftinOH (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 10:06 AM Response to Original message |
12. A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar: |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 10:08 AM Response to Original message |
13. A naked woman walks into a bar |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 10:10 AM Response to Original message |
14. Skeleton walks into a bar... |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 10:50 AM Response to Original message |
16. A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 10:51 AM Response to Original message |
17. A horse walks into a bar... |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 11:03 AM Response to Original message |
18. Here's one I never got |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 11:57 AM Response to Original message |
19. A guy walks into a bar with a dog...... |
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cabbage08 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 05:29 PM Response to Reply #19 |
37. Must not, must not........ |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 12:02 PM Response to Original message |
20. A guy walks into a bar and hears... |
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Beaverhausen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 04:08 PM Response to Reply #20 |
29. . |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 04:09 PM Response to Reply #29 |
31. .. |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 12:05 PM Response to Original message |
21. A fish walks into a bar and says... |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 12:05 PM Response to Original message |
22. a bear walks into a bar and says, |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 12:06 PM Response to Original message |
23. Guy walks into a bar and sees a horse standing next to a bucket of cash. |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 12:08 PM Response to Original message |
25. A dislexic guy walks into a bra ... |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 12:12 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. **wrong place** |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 12:13 PM Response to Original message |
27. Bush walks into a bar with a rat on his shoulder. |
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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 05:55 PM Response to Reply #27 |
43. LOL. This is my favorite so far. nt |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 04:05 PM Response to Original message |
28. Two lions walk in to a bar..... |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 04:08 PM Response to Original message |
30. George W. Bush walks into a bar..... |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
32. A duck walks into a bar |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 04:14 PM Response to Original message |
33. thank you, thank you all |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
34. A guy walks into the bar with a monkey on his shoulder. He orders a beer and asks the bartender... |
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CottonBear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 05:04 PM Response to Original message |
35. A hamburger walks into a bar |
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hellbound-liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
38. Here's one of the best I've heard: A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a drink. |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 05:40 PM Response to Original message |
39. Three notes walk into a bar: |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 05:42 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. A molecule walks into a bar. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 09:16 PM Response to Reply #40 |
55. A molecule walks into a bar |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 09:17 PM Response to Reply #40 |
56. A hydrogen atom walks into a bar |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 05:45 PM Response to Reply #39 |
41. self delete - dupe |
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Prisoner_Number_Six (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 05:53 PM Response to Original message |
42. A chimp walks into a bar... |
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Adams Wulff (658 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 06:04 PM Response to Original message |
44. A dog walks into a bar... |
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Adams Wulff (658 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 06:12 PM Response to Original message |
45. a panda walks into a bar... |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 06:48 PM Response to Original message |
46. Man walks into a bar |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 06:51 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. He had the hiccups? eom |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 07:02 PM Response to Reply #47 |
48. yep |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 08:41 PM Response to Original message |
50. A baby seal walks into a bar and says, |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 08:42 PM Response to Original message |
51. A guy walks into a bar with a headlamp, pick and shovel, |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 09:10 PM Response to Original message |
52. A guy walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 09:12 PM Response to Original message |
53. So this joke walks into a bar... |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 09:13 PM Response to Original message |
54. A dyslexic guy walks into a bra |
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momophile (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 09:31 PM Response to Original message |
57. here's one for all the English teachers here |
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mwooldri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-02-08 10:20 PM Response to Original message |
58. A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm. |
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