Which would you prefer after death?

[Onlooker]

Poll question: Which would you prefer after death?

[Whitacre D_WI]

1. Gimme my virgins!

[Onlooker]

2. I'm not sure you want them

I have a feeling they were once nuns! :)

[SeanQuinn]

3. They're still virgins!!!!

:)

[Whitacre D_WI]

4. Hey, Sean, do you want me to wash your mouth out with soap?

You're too young to talk like that. "Virgins." Sheesh!

[TrogL]

5. Virgins are highly over-rated

They're needy and incompetent and unpredictable and get weepy afterward and then there's the fingerpointing and blaming and the guy with the shotgun chasing you around town...

[arcane1]

6. you can keep the virgins..

I want experience! :evilgrin:

[Mz Pip]

22. I think the actual translation

isn't 77 virgins but 77 white raisins (supposedly a delicacy where grapes probably don't grow well.). Kind of changes the take on things.

MzPip
:dem:

[NoPasaran]

27. I want my raisins dammit!

mmmmm Raisins

[northzax]

28. can I get them chocolate covered?

cause that would make a big difference in choosing between that and fire and brimstone.

[scottcsmith]

7. My soul to live on

If the laws of physics allow it, I'd like my essence, my soul if you will, my memories, to live on as energy, and somehow have the means to travel through time and space.

[TXlib]

24. That sounds pretty cool...

I'll have what he's having.

[childslibrarian]

8. What happened to none of the above?

What happened to "feel the force, Luke"?

[Faygo Kid]

9. What, no Other?

No Atkins diet, no Celine Dion, no Detroit Tigers losing record, no George W. Bush; yes to floating on the lake, plenty of cashews, an occasional waffle, lots of good books and Cindy Crawford. Is that too much to ask?

[geniph]

10. Reincarnation

with awareness. I want to get it right from the get-go this time.

[democracy eh]

11. to be absorbed by the roots of trees

then eaten by deer and rabbit
nutrients and molecules scattered through the forest in turds

[Blue-Jay]

19. That brings a tear to my eye, democracy eh *sniff*

Especially the part about turds.

[democracy eh]

23. I find it an oddly romantic notion

strange as it it. after a lifetime of taking from the earth, to finally give back what we have borrowed.

[onebigbadwulf]

12. What happened to

"be born again into a rich trust fund"???

[HEyHEY]

13. Can't it all just stop -even heaven must get boring after 20,000 years

[Nikia]

14. Eternity is what disturbs me most about the issue

I am a Christian believer but I worry about death sometimes. I suppose it is the whole unknown aspect of it. I don't know if I really would want to live forever in heaven. On the otherhand, I would not want to be permanently dead forever either. Forever is such a long time, so long to live, so long to die. I see life as a game and I know that I want to continue to play this game for quite a while. After that, eternity scares me.

[baldguy]

15. Send me to hell

and give me the sno-cone concession.

[Picasso]

16. Where is Brad Pitt on the list?

[AlFrankenFan]

17. Hard choice...

but dust beats the hell out of Pat Robertson! *shudders*

[SOteric]

18. Come back to haunt the Bush Administration

and embarrass them by exposing their bullying, tyrannical ways and perfidy.

[bubblesby2002]

20. I want to come back

and change the world. So I want to reincarnate as someone who actually has some power. Ambitious what?

[Ellen Forradalom]

21. Live in a heaven envisioned by Robb the dingbat

I think it involves a sled and a lot of dogs.

[TXlib]

25. Just make sure you're the lead dog.

[everythingsxen]

26. MMmm fire... brimstone...

[Loonman]

29. I'd prefer not to be fucked by necrophiliacs

Heh.

[Faygo Kid]

30. Great slogan for your gravestone.

Hah! I love it.

[catmandu57]

31. Toasted, scattered, and soon forgotten

I knew nothing before birth and I suspect I will never know I'm dead.