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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:19 PM
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There is a naked vampire knocking on my backdoor.
What should I do?
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:21 PM
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1. Let me in :)
I has mah teefs out
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:21 PM
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3. Ahh, but what are your intentions?
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:23 PM
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5. Evil. What else?
:P
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:24 PM
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7. Ok. But can we make out first?
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:25 PM
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10. You betcha
:D
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:41 PM
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17. Snoggin' time.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:54 PM
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28. nomnomnomnom
:evilgrin:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:58 PM
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31. ROR-HURRRR!
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 10:00 PM
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32. .
Edited on Sat Jun-07-08 10:01 PM by SalmonChantedEvening
:bounce: :bounce: ;ogawdogawdogawd; :bounce: :bounce:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 10:02 PM
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35. SmoochSmooch...
:ceiling falls on our naked bodies:
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 10:05 PM
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36. Always been a ceiling fan
:hug:

:afterplay: :D
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 10:08 PM
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38. Let's go for a ride, love.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 10:12 PM
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39. Sunset, here we come :)
Then, on to a sunrise ;)
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 10:19 PM
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41. Well, we have to ride at night or one of us will catch on fire.
Wait I've lost track, are you the vampire or am I?
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 10:24 PM
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43. Yes.
Let's burn ;)

Either that or SPF 5,000,000,000 :rofl:

All I remember is being naked. The rest is a blur. :P

I best get some sleep, been awake since 5:30. Eek.


Goodnight elshiva :hug: :loveya: :hi:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 10:26 PM
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44. Goodnight Spike...I mean Salmon
Don't you sleep during the day?
:luv: :hug: :hi:
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:21 PM
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2. Whatever you do, don't invite it inside!
they can't come in w/o your permission ya know
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:22 PM
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4. But I could get a witch afterwards to cast a protection spell.
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:24 PM
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8. Unless he is Angel from the Buffy tv show.
Angel was the only reason I started to watch Buffy.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:29 PM
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11. Here he is:
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:34 PM
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13. He was hot back then.
He had a soul or something, I don't remember.

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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:37 PM
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14. Yes, he had a soul. Remember how he lost it?
Hint, Hint:
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:41 PM
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18. I don't remember.
I loved that show, never missed it.

The show got kind of strange toward the end, but still good.

Who cared as long as Angel was there.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:47 PM
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21. Angel lost his soul when Buffy lost her virginity to him.
I liked Spike better, though. I'm an Anglophile.

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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:53 PM
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27. How could I forget that.
It had to happen sooner or later.

Buffy and Angle were almost in flames around each other.

I liked the bad Spike better then the good Spike.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:57 PM
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30. I liked him both good and bad.
How about the geek he was before he was a vampire?
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 10:01 PM
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34. Becoming a vampire was a step up for Spike.
What a picture.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 10:05 PM
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37. They called him William the Bloody because of his bloody awful
poetry.

Sometimes I missed the glasses...
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 10:17 PM
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40. The change in the hair makes all the diffence.
I forgot about Spike's past.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 10:20 PM
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42. The eyebrow scar is sexy, too.
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:23 PM
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6. Send him to my place
Sounds like a fun date.

Khash.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:31 PM
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12. Is this your idea of fun?


Help!
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:49 PM
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25. I could get into it
if it was me instead of her.

Khash.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:53 PM
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26. "I want you, khashka..."
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:24 PM
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9. No sex threads!
You pev!
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:37 PM
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15. If you see her at your back door, tell her to come to my house:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:43 PM
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19. How about Vampire Willow?
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:45 PM
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20. Oh yeah.
Her too. :)
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:49 PM
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23. Remember when Xander hugged Vampire Williow.
"Hands in new places."

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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:39 PM
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16. If this were a porn, I would buy it.
Oh wait, they have that internet thing now. Duh.

/me wanders off to google
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:48 PM
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22. Room temp "private parts"? No thanks.
Plus, it would look weird in the ceiling mirror.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:49 PM
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24. How do vampires shave?
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 09:56 PM
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29. They get a goth kid to do it for them. And then they kill 'em.
Circle Of Life.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 10:00 PM
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33. Makes sense.
"They weren't vampires just some kids with heavy make-up and atrocious music."--Giles on a false alarm
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