Oh my gay stars! A question for Allen!

[ronnykmarshall]

I asked this here, but that thread's dropping and just DON'T feel like kicking it.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=364463&mesg_id=364636

Anyway, here goes. Since you and I are some of those people that are controlled by the DLC. Ya know, the people that are hell bent on destroying any progressive/liberal candidate because we are brainwashed drones of Clinton.

When you get your daily transmission from DLC HQ, have you been having issues with your Brain Chip?

I swear if I sit JUST RIGHT in front of the TV, I can pick up all premium cable channels. It's saving me a bundle!!!

[Dookus]

1. I'm in that club, too...

I get my daily update via my Tivo dial-in. The only problem with that is that once I paused the Tivo to take a phone call, forgot to turn it back on, and accidentally started a third-party.

[ronnykmarshall]

3. I hate when that happens!

One day I had to pause three times and almost created a small nation.

[Dookus]

5. aha...

that explains The Netherlands.

[liberalhistorian]

2. Well, I'm sorry, but, I, for one,

still admire Clinton greatly, not to mention what he did for the country, and I desperately miss his presidency right now, so I don't consider myself to be a "brainwashed drone of Clinton."

Flame away, lol!

[ronnykmarshall]

4. No flames here ...

..... ok, I can FLAME at times. But you know what I mean.

[liberalhistorian]

6. LOL!

Yes, I do know exactly what you mean!

[NightTrain]

20. OK, I have to ask.

What, exactly, did he do for the country?

[XanaDUer]

7. Heh, heh

Yeah, my group gets the dispatches daily...

[woofless]

8. I have my dish mounted purposely low on the garage wall

so I can stand in front of it and intercept the signal directly.

p.s. the lobotomy helps, I swear.

[ronnykmarshall]

9. I've tried that

But I kept getting a sun tan. Which wasn't the problem, but I had to start standing there nude and turning around and around to get an even tan.

[arwalden]

10. I already have cable... so I'm not realizing any savings...

but it is fun to be able to tune in the high-end digital "MusicSource" channels without having to turn on the TV. On a good day, I pick up the old-school Disco from the 70's and 80's.

-- Allen

P.S. What did you think of today's transmission? Wasn't that cool? Boy, those progressive/greens are just going to flip out when they learn what we've got planned next.

[Dookus]

11. sssshhhhhhhh!!!!!!

shut uuuuuuppp!! Ixnay on the anplay!

[ronnykmarshall]

13. Well I ain't one to gossip ...

but THAT little bit of "news" today wasn't a shock to ME!!

Who would have thought that Nader did ....... ya know what was told to us in the transmission.

Lord, them greens are gonna freak!

[Fenris]

12. MUST....SUPPORT.....KERRY....

The DLC sends my orders to the 80 ft. satellite dish that comes out of my ass.:)

[Rowdyboy]

14. The DLC has an experiment going on down south

we get our talking points from the Big Dog telepathically each morning at 6:45am. That damn "brain chip" gave me headaches and double vision (at least I think it was the chip). Had to have it removed.

[arwalden]

15. Lucky You!!

You know... for ONCE it's good to be a PART OF the conspiracy instead of being the HAPLESS VICTIM.

-- Allen

[Rowdyboy]

17. You mean you're not Illuminati?

...uh...nevermind...

[Zero Gravitas]

16. OMFG!

Its is all clear to me now!

That "flying saucer" that abducted me was controlled by the DLC! ...although what was the point of the all that "probing" ?

[Dookus]

18. We do that to make sure you're not really

a republican. We have to check for any heads up your ass. Sorry 'bout that.

[Fenris]

19. Sorry about the probing.

That was Clinton's idea. :P

(I'm just kidding)

[arwalden]

21. Oh... that was my FAVORITE part!

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

22. o/t but

Arwalden, I love that duck. Where'd you get him?

[arwalden]

23. Thanks! The Duck Is...

the character known as "Queer Duck" from the Showtime short cartoons also know as "Queer Duck". They run about 2-3 minutes and usually are shown after Showtime's "Queer As Folk" series.

You can watch every episode at www.sho.com/queerduck ... there are also Queer Duck downloads, screensavers, e-cards, etc.

-- Allen

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

24. "Sheaves!"

Too much fun. Thanks for the link!