Once, my uncle showed up here with a trash can full of sausage.

[LaraMN]

It was andouille sausage, and he had somehow managed to purchase in it such quantity that the only container he could fit it all in was a metal garbage can in the back of his pickup truck. It was wrapped in individual cellophane packages and he INSISTED we take some, so I brought a couple home. I did not eat them.

/the end.

[MrCoffee]

1. WTF!

You didn't eat the andouille sausage? I don't understand...what was wrong with it?

Andouille is the shiz-nits.

[LaraMN]

5. It was transported in a garbage can!

:scared:

[MrCoffee]

14. And...???

It was individually wrapped, and besides, it's andouille. What do you want, white glove service on the family silver?

My mom's cajun swampass uncle used to get the best andouille in the world from the back of a gas station somewhere southeast of New Orleans wrapped up in old newspaper...and it was fantastic.

[LaraMN]

16. And it was kind of pink and scary looking.

And my uncle is a little *off*.

[Ikonoklast]

2. Did they find out later that some of his neighbors went missing?

[LaraMN]

7. Not that I know of but he lives near Canada,

and Canada permits all kinds of Socialist debauchery, like cannibalism, y'know.

[Ikonoklast]

11. Canucks have a distinctive flavor, or so I've been told

Kind of bitter, with a hint of smarm.

[DS1]

3. Thanks, Jack Handy

:eyes:

[LaraMN]

9. I try to share a little warm fuzzy and you giz all over it with your sarcasm...

typical.


:eyes: :eyes:

[DS1]

12. You don't spell jizz with a g, G.

[LaraMN]

13. Maybe that wasn't what I was trying to spell.

Maybe what I typed was a word that you are not smart enough to understand.

Did you think about THAT?

[RadiationTherapy]

19. She was complimenting you; you spit like GZA. nt

[AlCzervik]

4. "trash can full of sausage" another one to add to the list of sentences i never thought i'd read.

:rofl:

[unpossibles]

6. is it just me, or does that sound dirty?

:D

[AlCzervik]

8. ayup.

:D

[DS1]

10. trash can full of sausage

[AlCzervik]

15. and douchebags.

they look like negatives, really stupid ones.

[Shakespeare]

23. Not just you. A friend uses the euphemism "canoe full of moose meat."

I'll just leave that to your imagination. But that's what the OP made me think of.

[Oeditpus Rex]

Snausages!

In blankets.



In a can.



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:bounce:

[flvegan]

17. Your uncle shows up to give you some of his sausage.

:cue dueling banjos:

[madinmaryland]

18. Emiril LaGasse is your uncle?

:wow:

He cooks that stuff in everything he makes!

[Ikonoklast]

20. By the way, that's a real mean thing to call your Aunt....

My dad used to say to my mother, "Your sister and that asshole she married are here, I better hide the hard liquor" but he never called him a trashcan full of sausage.




Although us kids would have loved that, too.

[MrCoffee]

21. 78% would eat that sausage...you fail.

:rofl:

[Phillycat]

22. Someone said the other day that you should have your own sitcom.

I heartily agree. :rofl: