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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 12:39 AM
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Pizza hut is advertising pasta by weight. 3 pounds of pasta.
if the weight of the food is the best thing you can say about the food you're selling then that's food i don't want to eat.

Hey it taste bad but there's a lot of it!
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rockymountaindem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 12:42 AM
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1. Isn't that how pasta is usually measured?
Edited on Sat Jun-14-08 12:43 AM by rockymountaindem
All my spaghetti packets say "1 lb" in rather large letters. Perhaps I'm just generalizing. Also, in this day and age, perhaps people are starting to prefer quantity more over quality.

Edit:

Also, since I've been dieting for *a year*, all those ads make me want to throw a brick at the TV. All that cheese... glllll.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 12:44 AM
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2. this is cooked pasta that they will deliver, not a box of pasta you buy at the store.
Edited on Sat Jun-14-08 12:44 AM by chimpsrsmarter
i think that advertising is just strange. The ad i saw didn't mention how delicious they thought you'd think it is, just about the quantity.
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 12:47 AM
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3. It's sort of the culinary equivalent...
...of the old tailor's slogan, "Never mind the quality. Feel the width!"

Any food sold by volume is suitable only for livestock.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 12:47 AM
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4. that's funny and spot on.
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smalll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 12:55 AM
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5. So you're an over-paid latte-liberal foodie, and you just HAD to let us all know it -
Edited on Sat Jun-14-08 12:56 AM by smalll
Clearly, you're in severe need of one of these --

Strangely enough, I'm old enough to remember when the Democratic Pary was the party of the little guy. :shrug:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 12:56 AM
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6. How much does that weigh?
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 01:06 AM
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8. where the hell is the duck?
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smalll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 01:10 AM
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10. LOL -- sorry, the duck was mis-copied. That was for the young-womens'-voices thread I just started.
I was trying to post a medal here the whole time. Honest. :hi:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 01:18 AM
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12. It's totally possible to be poor and not eat food that tastes like shit.
:shrug:
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 01:20 AM
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14. I'm a "little guy"...
Edited on Sat Jun-14-08 01:20 AM by Fox Mulder
and a foodie, but I still have taste. I would never eat the shit Pizza Hut makes.
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frickaline Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 07:29 AM
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33. I'm sorry but if you eat 3 lbs of anything in 1 meal, you are NOT a little guy.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 01:03 AM
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7. You haven't been to the Grand Buffet in Redding
about 40 different "Chinese" "dishes", all sold by weight. x(

And yes, they all taste exactly the same. x(
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 01:08 AM
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9. it's the same here but they aren't sold by weight.
Edited on Sat Jun-14-08 01:10 AM by chimpsrsmarter
orange chicken, Generals Tso's chicken and Peking pork all look exactly alike. I imagine they all taste the same as well.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 01:17 AM
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11. Why would anybody order that? How fucking hard is it to make pasta?
Jebus.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 01:20 AM
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13. But the volume, it's huge! throw in a few cubic yards of cheese and i'm sold!
seriously, i see the commercial and i cannot believe what i'm seeing.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 01:21 AM
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15. I've seen it, it looks like a warming tray escaped from Hometown Buffet.
:puke:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 01:25 AM
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16. that's exactly what i picture. The big tinfoil tray of pasta with a sterno can underneath
it to keep it's bulk warm. I bet the pasta is all stuck together as well.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 01:29 AM
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17. And so overcooked it's mushy
like the noodles in canned soup mushy.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 02:12 AM
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25. At a meeting as an alternate choice to pizza
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1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 01:32 AM
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18. 3 pounds of pasta? appetizer. now how about a few meatza's...
Edited on Sat Jun-14-08 01:33 AM by CasualWatcher9
yum...


or meatza's
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 01:33 AM
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19. is a meetza a type of pizza hut product. Pizza hut sauce gives me really severe
heartburn so i don't ever get pizza from them.
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1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 01:37 AM
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20. no, a "meetza" is how i misspell "meatza"...
which is some kind of pizza joint's pie that will allow you to hear your own arteries clog as you eat it...
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PermanentRevolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 01:56 AM
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23. Don't forget the P'Zones!
So called because I assume even Pizza Hut doesn't have the sheer gall to actually call them calzones.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 01:39 AM
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21. What are the odds that Midlo fed it to her Midlets?
:D
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 02:23 AM
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27. Not good, unless they deliver booze. nt
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 02:26 AM
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28. "Ok, that'll be one 3lbs serving of pasta and a box of Franzia"
"No we will not have the delivery boy try and hit the homeless looking people near the railroad tracks, Ma'am."
:rofl:
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 01:43 AM
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22. He ate himself, to death!


I'm sorry, I thought this was a Spaceballs thread.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 02:10 AM
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24. Pizza's are traditionally sold by how many inches it is and how many slices is generally known too.
Edited on Sat Jun-14-08 02:10 AM by JVS
This makes it ideal for something like a meeting were you need to feed X people. Since Pizza Hut is in this business and since pasta can easily be made at home by most people, I'd suspect that the reason that they mention the weight of the pasta is so that it is easy for people to know how many portions there are so that they know how many pizzas it is equivalent too when making such an order.
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 02:18 AM
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26. It's Pizza Hut
not the Olive Garden. :)
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 02:32 AM
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29. Why say how much it weighs when it's "All you can eat"?
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 02:32 AM
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30. That can't be the same Pizza Hut I go to.
The one here is a very reputable establishment for many years. They don't only have the best pizza in town, but they also serve steaks, seafood as in lobster or crab legs, Italian dishes, fish, chicken dinners or fancy burgers. And yes, pasta. Refills of pasta are free.
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Doug.Goodall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 06:45 AM
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31. Is that the weight of the food, or how much weight a person will gain if they eat the food
Now this little beaut' here will put 3 pounds on your bum and an inch on your waist line.

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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 07:06 AM
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32. 3 pounds of fettuccine alfredo
Try and wrap your thinking behind that.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 07:31 AM
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34. Refreshing honesty.
I'll know exactly how much weight I would gain.
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