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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-19-08 09:33 PM Original message |
LBN: Glenn Beck recovering from Fall Down Elevator Shaft |
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Robeson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-19-08 09:36 PM Response to Original message |
1. No comment. |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-19-08 09:36 PM Response to Original message |
2. Of course he'll sue. |
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JackBeck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-19-08 10:21 PM Response to Reply #2 |
11. That was my immediate reaction, as well. n/t |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-19-08 09:37 PM Response to Original message |
3. Is that from the Onion? |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-19-08 09:40 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. yes, he had hemorrhoid surgery that went bad. They confused his face for his ass. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-19-08 10:54 PM Response to Reply #3 |
13. No it's not, but I'll take that as a compliment! |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-19-08 09:38 PM Response to Original message |
4. Where's the protect the corporation at all costs conservative here? |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-19-08 10:00 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. Maybe he got the shaft? |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-19-08 10:15 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. . |
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swimboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-19-08 09:38 PM Response to Original message |
5. L.A. Law |
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Reverend_Smitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-19-08 10:18 PM Response to Reply #5 |
9. I was just going to say, doesn't that stuff only happen in soap operas? |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-19-08 10:20 PM Response to Original message |
10. Y'know, we joke about how stuff like that only happens to people on TV... |
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Generic Brad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-19-08 10:43 PM Response to Original message |
12. Glenn Beck never looks before he walks |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-19-08 11:08 PM Response to Original message |
14. If this is true, it's further proof that he's an idiot |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-21-08 08:51 PM Response to Reply #14 |
40. I hate to pile it on an injured person but |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-20-08 12:53 AM Response to Original message |
15. he's been daring the universe to pull something like this on him |
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newmajority (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-20-08 12:58 AM Response to Original message |
16. If only he had been on a higher floor |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-20-08 01:04 AM Response to Original message |
17. Based on Mr. Beck's recent medical history there is a god after all. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-20-08 08:23 AM Response to Original message |
18. kick, because the daylight crew should hear about this, too! |
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Tommy_Carcetti (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-20-08 08:30 AM Response to Original message |
19. When I don't have anything nice to say.... |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-20-08 08:30 AM Response to Original message |
20. He promises that steps will be taken |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-20-08 08:31 AM Response to Original message |
21. Okay, I'm sorry, but this made me laugh. |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-20-08 09:21 AM Response to Original message |
22. a flight of fancy eh Orrex? |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-20-08 09:23 AM Response to Original message |
23. I'm glad he wasn't killed... |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-20-08 09:28 AM Response to Original message |
24. "You bet I'm angry" |
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Mad_Dem_X (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-20-08 09:51 AM Response to Original message |
25. Must...resist...joke... |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-20-08 09:55 AM Response to Original message |
26. Will he be okay for his July 17th HD theatre comedy tour simulcast!?!??! |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-20-08 10:25 AM Response to Original message |
27. Okay, now I'm in favor of tort reform. I want a very specific rule, though: |
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montanto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-20-08 10:28 AM Response to Original message |
28. Seems like conservatives never look at the hole they are getting themselves into. |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-20-08 10:36 AM Response to Original message |
29. That man's either as clumsy as W |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-20-08 10:44 AM Response to Reply #29 |
30. Let's chip in and send him a bag of pretzels. |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-20-08 10:47 AM Response to Reply #30 |
31. Howzabout a bag o'pretzels in the basket of a Segway? |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-20-08 10:50 AM Response to Reply #31 |
32. Sounds good! |
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Fran Kubelik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-20-08 10:51 AM Response to Original message |
33. cute! |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-20-08 12:14 PM Response to Reply #33 |
37. And we have a winnah! |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-20-08 10:53 AM Response to Original message |
34. This whole thing is one big joke... |
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Mad_Dem_X (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-20-08 11:01 AM Response to Original message |
35. Elavator shaft, or a flight of stairs? |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-20-08 11:22 AM Response to Reply #35 |
36. Flight of stairs |
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Mad_Dem_X (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-21-08 07:33 PM Response to Reply #36 |
39. Thanks! |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-20-08 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
38. I think god is trying to kill him. |
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YellowRubberDuckie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-21-08 08:52 PM Response to Original message |
41. Um, he actually fell down his basement steps? |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-21-08 09:50 PM Response to Reply #41 |
42. Yeah, but I didn't want to pen an article about something he'd actually done! |
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YellowRubberDuckie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-21-08 09:52 PM Response to Reply #42 |
43. OK. |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-21-08 09:59 PM Response to Original message |
44. But... but... but... Harris Elevator will be forced to raise prices to cover the lawsuit |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-22-08 04:08 AM Response to Original message |
45. Deleted. |
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