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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:05 PM Original message |
How do you kill black widow spiders? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:05 PM Response to Original message |
1. You kiss them. The saliva melts them right in front of your eyes. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:06 PM Original message |
O RLY? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:09 PM Response to Original message |
9. No, silly. I was just kidding. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:13 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. Of course not! |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:06 PM Response to Original message |
2. BB pistol |
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hippywife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:23 PM Response to Reply #2 |
19. You and |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:36 PM Response to Reply #19 |
24. yes, it is ;) |
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Reverend_Smitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:06 PM Response to Original message |
3. I would say very carefully |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:07 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. I am not normally afraid of spiders |
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Reverend_Smitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:08 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. Personally if it were me... |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:09 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. LOL |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:08 PM Response to Original message |
6. With kindness |
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Reverend_Smitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:10 PM Response to Reply #6 |
10. or softly with your song |
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City of Mills (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:09 PM Response to Original message |
7. 1 can of hair spray, 1 lighter |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:10 PM Response to Original message |
11. Flamethrowers work well |
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Wcross (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:12 PM Response to Original message |
12. I would use a fly swatter if you can see it. |
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BrotherBuzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:16 PM Response to Original message |
14. A sixteen ounce claw hammer or a flame thrower.... |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:17 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. Would a molotov cocktail be overkill? |
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BrotherBuzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:19 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. No, that's on the short list.... |
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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:19 PM Response to Original message |
16. Make Them Drink Boxed Wine |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:21 PM Original message |
My new cat likes to eat them. |
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Book Lover (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:21 PM Response to Original message |
18. With a song in my heart |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:26 PM Response to Original message |
20. stick, shoe, rock...whatever is handy...or don't bother at all |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:28 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. Oh gods the crickets! |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:30 PM Response to Original message |
22. Get a hard heavy shoe and SQUISH IT. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:31 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. I was sincerely hoping you would chime in here |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:36 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. Go to the hospital. |
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Zuiderelle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:37 PM Response to Original message |
26. Call Terminix. |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 10:31 PM Response to Reply #26 |
43. Get your entire house tented and fumigated ($2,700) and all of your bug/spider/termite problems |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:43 PM Response to Original message |
27. Serious answer: suck it up with your vacuum cleaner. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:45 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. I will do that next time I see it. |
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PeaceNikki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
29. I'd just move. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:46 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. Like Minnesota! |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:51 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. Umm, they live there too... |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:59 PM Response to Reply #31 |
33. buzzkill! |
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PeaceNikki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 04:28 PM Response to Reply #31 |
34. Oh pshaw!! There's like 4 in the whole state. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 04:58 PM Response to Reply #34 |
37. LOL |
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enlightenment (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 03:56 PM Response to Original message |
32. Locate it and squish it. |
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Tektonik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 04:31 PM Response to Original message |
35. I try not to kill anything, but black widows are my limit |
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Dogtown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 04:33 PM Response to Original message |
36. Paper-towel transport |
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Kerrytravelers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 05:10 PM Response to Original message |
38. Personally, I'd either sell the house or start charging them rent. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 10:21 PM Response to Reply #38 |
41. Freaked but otherwise well. |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 05:14 PM Response to Original message |
39. Spray. Toxic spray. |
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Q3JR4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 05:52 PM Response to Original message |
40. Locate Black Widow Spider, |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 10:22 PM Response to Reply #40 |
42. Sadly, this morning I encountered said creature while I was barefoot |
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harmonicon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 10:40 PM Response to Original message |
44. they're not much to worry about |
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NV Whino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-07-08 11:16 PM Response to Original message |
45. Smoosh it. eom |
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quakerboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-08-08 01:04 AM Response to Original message |
46. Import a bunch of brown recluses |
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Drum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-08-08 01:04 AM Response to Original message |
47. pre-nup. nt |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-08-08 01:46 AM Response to Original message |
48. eat 'em |
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Monk06 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-08-08 02:01 AM Response to Original message |
49. Hire a crooked probate attorney to contest the will. |
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