Worst (recent) celebrity baby name?
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Tue Jul-08-08 08:43 AM
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Poll question: Worst (recent) celebrity baby name? |
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I wanted to move away from the older classics like Pilot Inspektor.
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Tue Jul-08-08 08:53 AM
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1. Had to go with Alabama Gypsy Rose..... |
BlueIris
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Tue Jul-08-08 08:55 AM
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2. A friend of mine who works for CPS once told me that |
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an unusually high percentage of the children they have to take into state care are named after U.S. states. Bizarre, no?
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Tue Jul-08-08 12:07 PM
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14. Bad parental judgment from the start, I guess... |
BlueIris
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Tue Jul-08-08 08:57 AM
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3. Oooh, two votes for Jayden James. Excellent. (I really hate that name.) |
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Tue Jul-08-08 08:59 AM
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4. Other: Pilot Inspektor. |
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Tue Jul-08-08 08:59 AM
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5. I know that Suri (which means "pickpocket" in Japanese) is Tom Cruise's, but |
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Tue Jul-08-08 09:01 AM
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7. apple is paltrow's kid. shiloh is jolie's kid. |
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ha! that is where my knowledge ends
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Tue Jul-08-08 09:57 AM
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12. Moses is also Gwyneth Paltrow's. |
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Tue Jul-08-08 09:57 AM
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11. Jayden James is one of Britney's (along with Sean Preston). |
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Tue Jul-08-08 09:07 PM
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21. Chance is P. Diddy's little girl. Maddie Briann was born to Ms. Jamie Lynn Spears. |
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Edited on Tue Jul-08-08 09:09 PM by BlueIris
Alabama Gypsy Rose is Drea de Matteo's daughter. Sunday Rose is the newborn of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban.
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Tue Jul-08-08 09:00 AM
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6. If you hadn't said recent I would have mentioned the Zappa kids. |
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Tue Jul-08-08 09:40 AM
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Redneck state + Ancient stripper = Major league therapy bills
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Tue Jul-08-08 09:41 AM
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9. Wow. There's a whole lotta bad there. |
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I think I have to go with Alabama Gypsy Rose. A state-a slang- a flower.
Rose is a nice name. The rest... ehhh... not my style. At all.
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Tue Jul-08-08 09:47 AM
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10. OK, whose kid is whose on this list? |
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I know "Sunday" is Nicole Kidman's kid, and "Suri" is Tom Cruise's.
Not sure on the others.
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BlueIris
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Tue Jul-08-08 09:15 PM
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22. Alright, the bad names matched with parents-of-bad-names are as follows: |
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Edited on Tue Jul-08-08 09:17 PM by BlueIris
Sunday Rose—Nickers Kidman/Keith Urban Suri—Tom Mapother/Katie Holmes Shiloh Nouvell—Brangelina Jolie-Pitt Alabama Gypsy Rose—Drea Dematteo Apple—Paltrow/Martin Maddie Briann—Jamie Lynn Spears/Mr. Aldridge Moses—Paltrow/Martin Jayden James—Britney Spears
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Tue Jul-08-08 11:52 AM
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13. Alabama Gypsy Rose sounds like a cliched character name... |
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dreamed up by some hack southern author
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Arugula Latte
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Tue Jul-08-08 12:08 PM
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15. I voted for "Alabama," but "Shiloh" is deserving of scorn, as well. |
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That's a horse name, in my experience.
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Tue Jul-08-08 12:36 PM
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18. and "Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt" is shortenable to "Shiloh Pitt" |
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which, if you're prone to spoonerisms, would be pronounced "Pile-o-shit"
NOT a good name for the child.
Even if she never shortens her name to first and last, still ...
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Tue Jul-08-08 09:19 PM
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23. I actually voted Sunday Rose (godawful) but Shiloh is soooo terrible. |
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Angelina lost what remained of my (marginal) respect for her after that stunt.
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Tue Jul-08-08 12:11 PM
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16. Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee |
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Courtesy of Jason Lee.
:eyes:
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Tue Jul-08-08 12:27 PM
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17. Why is Moses on the list? At least it's an actual name. |
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Shiloh is too, but in this case it's on the wrong gender.
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Tue Jul-08-08 12:37 PM
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19. Who named their baby Other? |
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Tue Jul-08-08 01:57 PM
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20. Moxie Crimefighter --> daughter of Penn Jillette of Penn and Teller |
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Tue Jul-08-08 09:48 PM
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24. I love the name Apple. There's a little girl with that name in my younger son's class. |
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Tue Jul-08-08 09:55 PM
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25. I like Apple, too, but I understand why people loathe it. |
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Picture Apple trying to be taken seriously as an attorney.
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