BREAKING: Country music leads to S-E-X

[kay1864]

GRAND JUNCTION — Whether it's something in the water or the grooving sounds of country music, the aftermath of what one health officials calls Grand Junction's "Woodstock" drives up pregnancies in this city each year.

Nurse-Family Partnership supervisor Wanda Scott said referrals to her agency from the Mesa County Health Department quadruple every year after the music festival Country Jam.

Scott said on average the health clinic sees between 25 to 30 pregnancies a month. She says five weeks after the festival that number jumps to almost 80 a month.

The festival ran from June 26-29. Performers included Tim McGraw, Clay Walker and Sugarland.

Scott's program helps first-time mothers with low incomes. The average age of clients is 19.

http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2008/jul/08/pregnancies-jump-after-grand-junctions-woodstock/?partner=yahoo_headlines

[LynneSin]

1. That's strange - it leads me to poking my ear out with a rusty ice pick

:shrug:

[ghostsofgiants]

2. The last thing the world needs is country music fans reproducing.

:evilgrin:

[Pierre.Suave]

3. I agree with you

However, there are some country music singers I would not mind trying with...

:evilgrin:

[ghostsofgiants]

4. You may have a point there...

[kay1864]

5. Too late!

[Pierre.Suave]

6. Oh god...

please tell me this is a joke...

[kay1864]

7. Yes

That pic's been around for awhile, couldn't help myself :P

[Pierre.Suave]

8. I am avoiding that post like the plague

It scares me.

[underpants]

9. I thought it was the Dickel

I've been to the DMV :wow: I was really sure it was the Dickel

[Twillig]

10. Any town with the name "Junction" in it

is a country music town. That's just my hunch.

Grand Junction, Junction City, Petticoat Junction, Conjunction Junction...

[SoxFan]

18. I went to middle school in a Junction

Newton Junction, NH

[LeftyMom]

11. between C-O-U-S-I-N-S.

You forgot the rest of the headline.

[kentauros]

12. And here I thought it led to

G-O-P

:P

[montanto]

13. I can't think of anything that doesn't lead to S-E-X.

[LeftyMom]

14. M-A-R-R-I-A-G-E

:rofl:

[Twillig]

15. D-I-V-O-R-C-E

(It had to be posted. Thank you Tammy Wynette)

:-)

[montanto]

17. D-I-V-O-R-C-E doesn't lead to S-E-X??

I bet it does, eventually.

[crimsonblue]

22. S-E-X does lead to D-I-V-O-R-C-E though.....

in some cases, at least.

[montanto]

16. Well, you got me there!!

I'm also reminded of a time when my wife turned on an E-d-i-t-h P-i-a-f record during a special moment.

That didn't lead to S-E-X either.

[lost-in-nj]

19. Well if thats all it takes

I'm finding the C&W station here and blasting it!!!!



If I play it,
will they come????


:rofl:


lost

[Orsino]

20. If your sister's willin'... n/t

[crimsonblue]

21. lmfao.

I'm sure similar trends are seen here in KS, following Country Stampede and the State Fair.

[AwakeAtLast]

23. Let's test that theory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8BtNpuf9T8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smgVLKoA1sE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2KmzFABujM&feature=user


Come on! I know ya wanna click on 'em! :D






:hide:

[Pierre.Suave]

25. I counter those, with these...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om4s71i0J5Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIp9vmH6ZYM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YlV-NEsYkA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp-xgWjHu90

AND, Allison Kraus, besides being very beautiful, has TONS of talent and a gorgeous voice.

[lightningandsnow]

24. Really? Tim McGraw makes me lose my libido.

Sugarland, on the other hand, is awesome. And their lead singer is really hot.

[mwooldri]

26. That's strange. The perfect country song goes on about...

... mamas, prison, trains, trucks, getting drunk, and IMO something about a divorce or a relationship ending. Or death. That's a good one too.

Nothing about sex in there at all.

Mark.