Some people find bats in their undies. What animals do you find in yours?

[mainegreen]

Last I found was a squirrel.

Lord knows how he got in there, but as I was riding the bus to work the old woman across from me leaned over and commented that 'something appears to be amiss in you pantaloons, sonny.' So I reached in and out came a squirrel! Must have come in through the window that night an bedded down in my underwear drawer. Maybe it was looking for a place to hide some nuts?

What about you?





:silly:

[Phillycat]

1. I found Oscar.

He was building something.

[mike_c]

2. only the trouser snake....

I got yer lizard....

[KatyMan]

8. yes, the old

one-eyed trouser mouse. Sort of a symbiotic relationship with human males...

[Schema Thing]

3. I find a bat in mine too.

A baseball bat.




HOoWAH! I'll be here all week.

[Guava Jelly]

4. I've never found anything besides my p_nis and b_lls

Apparently my undies aren't a main tourist attraction for any species.:shrug:

[MissMillie]

18. mine either

but you know, I'm ok w/ that.

[hedgehog]

5. Does it count that Guiness drags my nighties off the bed and

into the yard?


















He has a thing for black satin.













TMI?

[mainegreen]

6. You have a pet beer?

That drags your underwear into the yard?

Thats amazing!

:P

[hedgehog]

7. Guinness is the smaller auxiliary dog to our big dog Jack.

We also have a bitey cat named MaryJane.


("She's named for Spiderman's girl friend, Mom, honest!")

[Rhythm]

9. Yoohoo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bLPELvj7I4

(not a Rickroll, I promise)

:rofl:

[mainegreen]

12. ...

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

[LanternWaste]

10. I actually did...

I actually did find a furry, green caterpillar in my boxers one night as I was changing (yeah, stuff it you comedians-- I've heard the jokes before).

It wasn't mushed or squished at all so I took it outside and put it in the planter on my balcony (after I had put some pants on-- sans insects).

God only knows how long he'd been hanging out with me, or how he got there. :shrug:

[TZ]

11. All I know is about DuStrange..

I believe he keeps a tinfoil wrapped zucchini handy.....:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

21. What's that supposed to mean? "Handy?"

:think: :blush:

[bif]

13. The Frightful Hog

To quote Frederick Exley

[KG]

14. one-eyed python of love.

[Arugula Latte]

15. Just the kitties, sleepin' in the laundry.

(Whoever makes a "pussy" joke gets :spank: )

[yellowdogintexas]

27. in the laundry basket or crawling into your clothes that are down around

your ankles when you are in the 'necessary'.

One of mine will do that, just curl up right between my feet and then look up at me like "so??"

[Arugula Latte]

31. Bwaa! I've had kitties do all sorts of nutty things, but not that.

:rofl:

[yellowdogintexas]

34. there is a photo out on the internet of a cat doing just that. We saw it

laughed at it and about 2 weeks later, our cat did it too.


dare I say it..


COPYCAT :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LeftyMom]

16. There's a vegan that keeps trying to get in my panties.

I like him. He's kinda cute. :D

[montanto]

17. I found a pussy in my wife's panties---

He gets in there all the time. He loves to dive into the laundry basket after I wash.

[Arugula Latte]

32. See post 15

:spank:

[guitar man]

19. a rather large snake lives there

:silly:

[chemenger]

20. I did find a very large garden spider in my undershirt one morning.

After I put it on and felt something very itchy between me and my undershirt. Needless to say, I shat all over myself. I HATE spiders!

[DarkTirade]

22. Well I found a C.H.U.D. in there...

but that was just once.

[mentalsolstice]

23. My pug

My late pug, Bertha, would pick the most opportune moments, when I had company, to come streaking through my living room with a pair of my panties on her head or impossibly tangled up in one of my bras.

[mainegreen]

25. ....

:spray:

That's awesome!

[mentalsolstice]

26. I've had 4 pugs in my life

I got my first one when I was 7 years old. They have all had a unique, almost human, sense of humor. Some have said they're dumb and untrainable. However, I find them to be quite smart, and manipulative little clowns. Our current pug was a stray, who got really lucky to stray to the right place. My husband has never been exposed to a truly baby pug puppy, and now he's wanting one. I take care of our cantankerous 10 y.o. during the day, so I have mixed feelings about having a baby right now.

However, I will say for those looking for a small, sturdy, clever dog, pugs are great if you don't mind the shedding. They are sweet, very affectionate, but they know how to yank your strings.

[lildreamer316]

24. One of the feline persuasion.

IBTL.

[AlGore-08.com]

28. Never found no animals in my unmentionables, but one morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas...

How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.

[datasuspect]

29. i found boris d'artegne and the huevo bros.

[MrScorpio]

30. The Infamous Michigan Blacksnake

Dangerous when aroused

[petronius]

33. Just a nice family of crabs. Cute little critters...

:silly: