If the neighbors' chickens crap on my back porch one more time

[MrCoffee]

you're all invited over for a BBQ...who wants a wing?

:grr: Fresh chicken crap all over my shoe. And the kitchen floor, since I didn't notice it in time.

[Blue Diadem]

1. EWWWWWW

I take it you live in a rural area? Heck, we're a rural itty bitty town and raising chickens is banned here except for those in the grandfather clause.

[MrCoffee]

5. I live in a very urban area

Seattle lets you keep up to 5 hens (no roosters) in the city limits. The chickens always roam around the yard, which is fine, but lately they've taken to crapping on the back porch.

[flvegan]

2. Since it's the neighbors in err

Shouldn't you be bbqing them?

And that's one to grow on!

[MrCoffee]

4. It's easier to quarter a chicken than a neighbor

I already have to clean poo off the kitchen floor, I don't want to be scrubbing blood too.

[EnviroBat]

3. A Serving suggestion...

[MrCoffee]

6. This is more of what I had in mind...

[ceile]

7. Oh, you poor thing.

I don't know what I'd do w/out Shiner. Can you even get that stuff out west? My sis lives in NY and they always take a case of Shiner back w/ them after a visit.

[MrCoffee]

10. I've seen it in a couple of places

The Gambinos (or Gambrinos or whoever they are) need to get on the stick and get the Nectar of the Gods to the masses pronto.

[EnviroBat]

14. Niiiiiiice...

I loves me some Shiner...

[DS1]

8. What kind of podunk backwoods one street light "okay to fuck horses" town

allows 5 chickens?

[MrCoffee]

9. That would be Seattle, ya terrarist bastid.

[texanwitch]

11. After you kill the chickens you will need soak them in really hot water.

You need to do this to remove the feathers, this is smelly work.

Nothing smells worse then wet, hot chicken feathers.


Fresh chicken for BBQ, I will be there.

I took care of the chickens on the farm, I cleaned out the chicken houses to many times.

I know what your back porch looks like.

[Richardo]

12. ....you might be a redneck.

/foxworthy

[Phillycat]

13. And you called ME weird?

:rofl: Who has neighbors with chickens??