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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-09-08 04:46 PM
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Northwest Airlines runs down Superman.

It wasn't a bird.
It wasn't a plane.

So it MUST have been...SUPERMAN!
RIP, SUPE.
:-(
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-09-08 06:02 PM
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1. Actually, I think they tried to break the

Fee Barrier.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-09-08 06:04 PM
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2. Who's going to fill out the insurance claim form on THAT?!
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-09-08 06:08 PM
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3. Superman was being rude to the flight attendants wasn't he?
Edited on Wed Jul-09-08 06:10 PM by Connonym
I bet he deserved it. In that skin-tight suit he looks like a pervert and you know how *they* are. They're not only dangerous to the airplane but also annoying to fellow passengers. Besides, his kind should be relegated to steaming locomotives where they BELONG. I can't believe they didn't eject him from behind the plane to avoid the collision.





Ok, hopefully someone out there understands wtf I'm referring to so I don't look like a total dumbass, again.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-09-08 06:22 PM
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4. I think he was flying alongside the plane and mooning the passengers.
They finally got him when he flew ahead and mooned the pilots. Serves him right.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-09-08 06:24 PM
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5. ROFL
Edited on Wed Jul-09-08 06:24 PM by jasonc
Thats what he gets...

For trying to be a...



























Smartass...

:P
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-09-08 06:44 PM
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6. Ouch, I hope he had thought to bring some AstroGlide
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