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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-08 08:12 PM
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What NOT to buy your wife for your anniversary.
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-08 08:12 PM
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1. Designed by Lindsay Lohan
:confused:

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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-08 08:13 PM
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3. Scary, huh?
Tights with knee pads. Just scary all the way around.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-08 08:13 PM
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2. Not for gardening, I take it
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-08 08:14 PM
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5. At $132, maybe for ZhaZha, but not for me!
:D
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-08 08:13 PM
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4. But if you're going to be laying tile, they're PERFECT.
Except for the $132 price tag. :thumbsdown:
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-08 08:14 PM
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6. LOL.
Not worth $132, unless you happen to work Bourbon Street.

:D
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-08 08:17 PM
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9. Don't Lindsay's romantic partners let her in the bed?
I've NEVER made a woman kneel before me. Am I strange? :D
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-08 08:15 PM
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7. What the hell is Ms Lohan thinking?
Wait, never mind!

:evilgrin:
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mwdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-08 08:15 PM
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8. I do have to re-grout my tile.
But I'll buy regular knee pads at Lowe's. Oh dear...
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-08 08:17 PM
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10. I'm surprised they're not crotchless
I mean really, if you're going to be that tacky, why not go all the way (and yeah, the pun works)
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NewEnglandGirl Donating Member (602 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-08 08:17 PM
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11. I know someone who might be interested
If she could get a discount buying them by the dozen. lol, sorry.

:P
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-08 08:19 PM
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12. Depends. Is your wife a roofer?
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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-08 09:59 PM
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13. At least they won't make your toes curl if you forget to take them off before sex.
Edited on Fri Jul-11-08 10:25 PM by davsand
Kinda nice the way they only go to the ankles.


Just sayin...


Laura
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Mobius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-08 10:01 PM
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14. The LiLo part confuses me
She doesn't "date" guys anymore, so I fail to see the lulz of the knee pads.
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-08 10:02 PM
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15. making fun of people who do?
:shrug:

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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-08 10:06 PM
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16. Only if it comes with a matching serving tray hat!
:hide:
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