What NOT to buy your wife for your anniversary.
Maddy McCall
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Fri Jul-11-08 08:12 PM
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What NOT to buy your wife for your anniversary. |
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Fri Jul-11-08 08:12 PM
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1. Designed by Lindsay Lohan |
Maddy McCall
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Fri Jul-11-08 08:13 PM
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Tights with knee pads. Just scary all the way around.
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Ellen Forradalom
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Fri Jul-11-08 08:13 PM
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2. Not for gardening, I take it |
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Fri Jul-11-08 08:14 PM
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5. At $132, maybe for ZhaZha, but not for me! |
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Fri Jul-11-08 08:13 PM
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4. But if you're going to be laying tile, they're PERFECT. |
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Except for the $132 price tag. :thumbsdown:
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Fri Jul-11-08 08:14 PM
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Not worth $132, unless you happen to work Bourbon Street.
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Fri Jul-11-08 08:17 PM
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9. Don't Lindsay's romantic partners let her in the bed? |
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I've NEVER made a woman kneel before me. Am I strange? :D
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Fri Jul-11-08 08:15 PM
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7. What the hell is Ms Lohan thinking? |
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Wait, never mind!
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Fri Jul-11-08 08:15 PM
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8. I do have to re-grout my tile. |
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But I'll buy regular knee pads at Lowe's. Oh dear...
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Fri Jul-11-08 08:17 PM
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10. I'm surprised they're not crotchless |
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I mean really, if you're going to be that tacky, why not go all the way (and yeah, the pun works)
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Fri Jul-11-08 08:17 PM
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11. I know someone who might be interested |
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If she could get a discount buying them by the dozen. lol, sorry.
:P
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Fri Jul-11-08 08:19 PM
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12. Depends. Is your wife a roofer? |
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Fri Jul-11-08 09:59 PM
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13. At least they won't make your toes curl if you forget to take them off before sex. |
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Edited on Fri Jul-11-08 10:25 PM by davsand
Kinda nice the way they only go to the ankles.
Just sayin...
Laura
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Fri Jul-11-08 10:01 PM
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14. The LiLo part confuses me |
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She doesn't "date" guys anymore, so I fail to see the lulz of the knee pads.
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Fri Jul-11-08 10:02 PM
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15. making fun of people who do? |
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Fri Jul-11-08 10:06 PM
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16. Only if it comes with a matching serving tray hat! |
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