I hate being with my parents!And my sis!

[Lady Freedom]

My sister wrote to GW and got a 8" by 11" glossy of him. My parents have put it in the livingroom, facing the kitchen.ever morning when I come back with my morning coffee, there he is mocking me! I hate it. I need to move out! I've had it!

[commander bunnypants]

1. Ouch

That would sour my morning and make me spew my coffee. GOOD LUCK

DEMMAN

[WoodrowFan]

2. red nose.

Get some red paper. Cut out a red circle to cover his nose. Paste said red paper nose over *'s in the picture. Sit back. Enjoy. :silly:

[Lady Freedom]

3. Good idea!

Till the yelling starts. My mom and dad thinks he is Gods gift to the USA! :puke:

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. Or make a little Hitler mustache and devil horns, that's my personal

favorite. We have fun with the Sunday paper at my house now.

[Lady Freedom]

24. hehe

i do that alot to the paper!

[Gato Moteado]

4. write "CORPORATE WHORE" on his forehead...

...with a black permanent marker.

if they get mad at you, just deny you ever did it. it's ok to lie, bush does it all the time.

[Lady Freedom]

6. hehehehe!

don't tell my parents that! Remember God talks to him!

[short bus president]

7. my sister

just bought a big honkin' SUV to drive around to her Federalist Society meetings, so don't feel too bad.

My Dad commented last time we spoke that he thought a little eugenics/forced sterilization of select populations was good for society, and, in perfect Santorum fashion, equated homosexuality with bestiality and pedophilia.

My Mom is the bastion of sanity in my nukyular family, and she's quiet about her liberalism. At least I've convinced her to go out and vote in the next election!

So you see, everyone has a little evil in their family tree. I'm just shocked as hell I don't represent the bulk of the evil in mine!

[GOPisEvil]

8. I am so glad my parents are Democrats!

Ugh...I can't stand looking at those cold, beady eyes of his. :puke:

[Lady Freedom]

25. wish mine were!

it would be a lot esayer to talk to them without the Dem jokes. :(

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[short bus president]

11. better watch it!

This lady'll give you a spanking you'll never forget!

[Lady Freedom]

13. You are just too sweet!

So how long have you moped floors anyway?

[Lady Freedom]

20. Hummmm, yes...

thats a great idea! what a minute. Isn't what I said on top! :dunce:

[Aristus]

12. A little domestic vandalism goes a long way.

When I was in the Army, some guys in the next barracks room hung up a Confederate flag in their wall. I'm not black, and I'm Southern born, but I hated seeing that flag when I went in to visit a friend of mine in that room. So I would post little notes on the flag and its motto "The South will rise again!"

My notes said things like "If the South rises again, the North will kick its ass again!" Or: "If God had meant for the South to rise again, He wouldn't have created Confederate money!"

They never found out who was doing it, and the flag eventually came down. Try some of the suggestions listed above, Lady. If nothing else, it will amuse you until you can move out.

[Lady Freedom]

14. Good Ideas!

I'll try them.

[Aristus]

15. Forgive the comments of the new DU-ers, Lady. They don't teach the

'Courtesy and Deportment' class at registration anymore.

[Lady Freedom]

16. Not a big deal...

they just need to be kicked a couple of times and they behave! hehe!

[Aristus]

17. Want me to hold 'em down for you?

:-)

[Lady Freedom]

18. No...

I can do it. But thank you for the offer. :)

[Aristus]

19. Anytime.

:D

[cjbuchanan]

21. Add to the picture

Go here: http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2003/iraq/forces/casualties/

and print out a picture of every soldier who has died because Bush & Co lied. Take these printouts and surround the picture with them.

If your family says anything just ask them why they are not patriotic. How dare they insist that we forget these people who died in the name of America.

[Lady Freedom]

22. That could be a good...

wake up call to them!

[Lady Freedom]

23. even worse is hearing...

how great Bushy is! hummmmmm, lion crest is next to the university and is only 200.....hummmmmmm,....:think:

[Breezy du Nord]

26. I helped my friend clean her room once

and she had the exact same. I tried to put * where he belonged (in the pile going to the trash) but my friend saw it and saved it.

Curses!

[Lady Freedom]

27. I can feel for you!

Beleive me I can! GOd I hate that picture! :grr:

[Breezy du Nord]

28. He's got such a stupid grin too

I should've taken a Sharpie and given him a mustache. (Like the guy from "Rent")

[Lady Freedom]

29. hehehehe

that would be funny!