What would you classify as a feat of jaw-dropping douchebaggery?

[KitchenWitch]

Discuss.

[Mobius]

1. Being a Twins fan?

:shrug:

[MissMillie]

38. run for cover!!!!

KW's wrath will be swift.

[KamaAina]

47. Naaaaah...

I wouldn't quite describe that as "jaw-dropping". :evilgrin:

[MonkeyFunk]

2. Failing to agree with me

[Mobius]

5. I disagree

:scared:

[MonkeyFunk]

7. douchebag

[Mobius]

13. !

:cry:

[MonkeyFunk]

15. crybaby douchebag

[Danger Mouse]

3. I don't know, but I'm pretty sure George W. Bush has got it down to an art.

[sasquatch]

4. Being matcom

:D

[Mobius]

6. Saying you were under sniper fire to get sympathy votes

would be pretty up there.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

24. Drudging up old primary election stories and causing further division.

Would probably rank up there, too.

[Midlodemocrat]

32. Word.

[qnr]

52. Ding! We have a true winning example in the form of this post n/t

[krispos42]

8. "There are a few killers who want to stop the peace process..."

"There are a few killers who want to stop the peace process that we have started, and we must not let them," he said. "I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive."

[JeffR]

9. Head over to GDP and scan the threads.

The truth is out there.

[Lil Missy]

10. Inviting people to Google "GOATSE"

:spank: :spank: :spank:

[Mobius]

11. LMAO

I don't need to.

[KitchenWitch]

16. touche!

:blush:

[Lil Missy]

17. LOL!

I'll forgive you, this one time. :)



:hug:

[TreasonousBastard]

12. Starting another New Yorker thread.

[BarenakedLady]

14. So many, so little time.

[Maddy McCall]

18. Putting confectioner's sugar on the turd in the punch bowl.

[MonkeyFunk]

19. I'll never understand the deep south

you sweeten your tea beyond recognition, but eat your turds straight up. :shrug:

[Maddy McCall]

20. When I make something myself, I expect people to leave the condiments alone.

Some expressions of artistry need no accompaniment.

[MonkeyFunk]

22. just tonight

the sushi chef gave me a dirty look when I added some wasabi to his shiromaguro. And he rolled his eyes when I asked for ketchup for the amaebi.

[KitchenWitch]

25. Now THAT'S just WRONG!

x(

[MrCoffee]

26. Tres gauche.

[WCGreen]

21. Pretty much everything I do on a daily basis

[KitchenWitch]

23. Oh, I am sure that is not true!

:hi:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

27. Cooking

cats!

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. Borrowing $5 trillion and then blaming the democrats for not stopping you,

even though they didn't have the power to do so.

[madinmaryland]

29. Anyone who thinks LOST or 24 is good television.

:hide:

[KitchenWitch]

30. repeatedly posting the Brazillion joke.

[madinmaryland]

31. And doing it an inane amount of times!

[ghostsofgiants]

33. Breaking two windows in the apartment playing ball hockey in the living room.

Man, I do not miss living with those guys. x(

[Marrah_G]

34. Okay here goes:

Allowing my 17 year old daughter to sneak around and screw her mentally unstable, manipulative, jealous, controlling son. Encouraging my child to leave home and empathizing with her about how evil her father and I are for wanting her to have a future. Allowing her to run away from home, live with her before moving in with him, lying to me and telling me my child isn't in her house and that if I come back looking for her she will call the cops.

And this woman is a nurse..............

Now my daughter will be married on her 18th birthday to a loser and we suspect from her appearance is already preganant. But HEY, at least her piece of trash son is happy and getting a piece right?

So out the window goes her future where she wanted to be a teacher. Out the window goes the thoughtful young lady who marched in DC with me. Out the window goes the student council member, chorus officer, social butterfly who now is a HS drop out.

Thanks "Donna"= May you die a very, very, very slow and painful death. I really, truly mean that.

Whew, okay, I feel better.

/rant off

[chemenger]

35. Just wait for the day when your wayward daughter turns to you for help.

nt.

[taterguy]

36. Posting pics of bicycles in threads about gas prices

[redqueen]

37. PMing people that you're jealous of...

and telling them not to flirt with someone because you like them.


Digging through your ex's phone, finding contact info for your ex's best friend, and harrassing them.


Also - lying about your flaws, to make yourself appear 'better' than you apparently think you are. People may not say anything to you... but they notice.

[LSK]

39. starting a smoking thread in GD

:hide:

[KitchenWitch]

40. Yeah that counts!

[skooooo]

41. Several things I've done...

...that I'll never tell about!

[TZ]

42. Something I did this weekend....

:( :( :(

[KitchenWitch]

46. ...

:hug:

[mwdem]

43. Me, turning into a Cowboys fan,

after starting out an Eagles fan. And a Chiefs fan in the middle. Who woulda thunk it if they knew me?:wtf:

[BeachBaby]

48. Hmmmm....

*cough* traitor *cough* :P

:hi:

[mwdem]

49. I know, my kids grew up in S. Jersey.

They grew up in Cherry Hill. I still love the Eagles, no matter what. I will always follow them. But the Cowboys! Who woulda thunk it? I do miss Jersey.:hi:

[Taverner]

44. Kicking a preganant nun with twins in the stomach

[WinkyDink]

45. George Bush.

[harmonicon]

50. kicking one of your roommates out of a house even though they've paid up....

.... to the end of the month, and then asking them to pay the electric bill.

[begin_within]

51. What I saw today:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7921388&mesg_id=7921388

[Zavulon]

53. "You're doing a heckuva job, Brownie."

I know this is the Lounge and not GD, but this piece of Bush douchebaggery was the first thing I thought of.