Brenda the goddess of housekeeping was here yesterday.

[Midlodemocrat]

I still can't find BabyMidlo or any bath towels.

[madinmaryland]

1. Wow! You have a housekeeper come and clean your house?

You really are an Elitist!!

:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Yup. I do.

:raspberry:

:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

3. Uhm...

That's what my wife is for...

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

5. That's exactly what my husband thought, too.

Until I started working and he discovered he'd have to help out. So, voila. Brenda.

[madinmaryland]

7. My wife works in the school system, so she has the summer off.

She's been doing a little at a time.

[CreekDog]

8. dude no!

[BeachBaby]

11. Oh no you didn't!!!!

Did you just say that out loud????

You're dead to me now. :P

:spank:

[CreekDog]

4. but how do you like the new furniture arrangement?

:think:

[Midlodemocrat]

6. It's actually quite cozy.

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

9. Yet another Brenda-bashing thread...sigh

The poor woman works her fingers to little bloody nubs trying to make ChezMidlo look halfway presentable and yet you insist on slagging her off on the interwebs.

Have you no sense of decency, Midlo, at along last? Have you no sense of decency at all?

[Midlodemocrat]

10. LOL. On the bright side.

I cleaned out my closet yesterday and found a ton of clothes I didn't know I even had. I haven't seen them in approximately 2 years.

We love Brenda. I even made her some shrimp with remoulade sauce because I HAVE to keep her around. The kids would prefer I left over Brenda. Mr. too.

In fact, if she moved in, he'd have a perpetual boner.

[DS1]

12. we can haz bloody nub finger butt pictures?

[MrCoffee]

13. pssst...

Midlo's bottom dresser drawer.






That's all I'm gonna say about that.

[Midlodemocrat]

14. Contains my pajama bottoms, doofus.

[MrCoffee]

15. Yeah, right.

You can tell the Midlets whatever you want to keep them out of there...we know better. And besides, who keeps their pajama bottoms locked up like that?

[Gormy Cuss]

16. BabyMidlo's at my house.

I asked her to show me how Brenda does the housekeeping. So far she's tidied up three rooms without catching on. This is working out quite well. I'll send her home once she's done reorganizing the garage.

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Impossible. She's the biggest mess maker on the planet.

Her room is legendary among the cleaning lady clique.

[NewJeffCT]

18. Can you send her to my place after she's done?

I need a good one.

[latebloomer]

19. I had a housecleaner over this spring a few times

for the first time in my life. God, it was wonderful.

Then my husband lost his job. :(

[Blue-Jay]

20. Since Brenda has left you free for tonight...

could you come over and help me clean the shower?