Lousiest Fictional Product

[Sheets of Easter]

Poll question: Lousiest Fictional Product

[Blue-Jay]

1. Brawndo

[Tommy_Carcetti]

9. Well, I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.

:D

[Shell Beau]

2. Colon Blow- you'd need 30,000 bowls of Total to get the fiber in 1 bowl of Colon Blow!

:rofl:

[montanto]

23. ok, just the name makes me lmao.

I've got tears squirting out of my eyes. I can hardly see to type.

:nuke: :rofl:

[SacredCow]

3. Mr. Sparkle

[Sheets of Easter]

4. I have to disagree.

It did banish dirt to the Land of Wind and Ghosts, after all.

[MrCoffee]

5. Happy Fun Ball

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
itching
vertigo
dizziness
tingling in extremities
loss of balance or coordination
slurred speech
temporary blindness
profuse sweating
or heart palpitations.

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime warranty.

[Blue-Jay]

6. I taunted Happy Fun Ball, and now I wear an eyepatch.

[unpossibles]

7. Fudd Beer

"I thought they stopped making that when all those hillbillies went blind"

[deucemagnet]

8. Johnny Space Commander Mask

[Swede]

10. Synthohol.

What's the point of drinking if you ain't gonna get loaded,Number One?

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. ATMOS

http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/ATMOS

Awful things.

[yellowdogintexas]

20. that is freaking hilarious. ATMOS is the name of the natural gas distributor

in our area. Series!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111


edited to add link here: http://www.atmosenergy.com/

[regularguy]

12. Log.

Its big. Its heavy. Its wood.

[XemaSab]

24. It's better than bad; it's good!

[baby_mouse]

13. "LEE PRESS-ON LIMBS!!!"

HORROR PAIN FEAR GUILT

It doesn't have to be this way!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdGzT-N4qnk

[Enrique]

14. the apple from Genesis

[5thGenDemocrat]

15. Ma Rainey's Wholesome Moleskin Cookies

"Eat 'em, Wipe 'em off, Eat 'em again."
John
Yum.

[Richardo]

21. !!

:rofl:

"The whole mole!"

[southpaw]

16. Swill Mineral Water

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6291105464347886945&hl=en

[Orsino]

17. The 6000 SUX

"...reclining leather seats, and gets really shitty gas mileage!"

[YankeyMCC]

18. Super Colon Blow nt

[Sheets of Easter]

19. One for the GTA fans: Degenatron

[Danger Mouse]

27. LOL, I LOVE the commercial parodies in GTA: Vice City, and that's one of the funniest.

[Iggo]

22. Painful Rectal Itch.

"With a name like Painful Rectal Itch, you KNOW it has to be good!"

[KamaAina]

25. Quarry cereal

"Tastes better, 'cause it's mined."

(CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH)

[Z_I_Peevey]

26. Hamwinkies, hands down.

(urp!)

[Danger Mouse]

28. Bacon-O's!

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/baconos.php
(warning: may contain chicken beaks)

[Magrittes Pipe]

29. Doublemeat.

I mean, there's no meat!

[terrya]

30. Duff Beer

It's crap. :puke: