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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 01:09 PM
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What do they call your anus on Uranus?
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 01:10 PM
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1. Cornholio
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 01:12 PM
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2. Are you threatening me?
:rofl:
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 01:14 PM
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3. You have T. P.?
T. P. for my bunghole?

:rofl:

No matter how old I get, Beavis and Butthead will never be not funny.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 01:47 PM
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6. I told my younger sister: "Do you see now how Beavis and Butthead is true?"
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 01:24 PM
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4. a popsicle
The planet consists primarily of frozen methane.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 01:46 PM
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5. ...
Good lord. You never get tired of this one, do you? Or was it someone else who ran this joke to death in either Skeptics or Atheists...:crazy:
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ismnotwasm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 01:49 PM
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7. You win
Best one.
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sammythecat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 01:57 PM
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8. What a shame, and what a loss.
Edited on Tue Jul-15-08 02:36 PM by sammythecat
I never made the association of Uranus with "your butthole" until I was 32. I was watching Cosmos and wondering why Carl Sagan was pronouncing it with a short A. It finally dawned on me and I was severely saddened. Up till then I always thought Uranus (your anus) was one of the most beautiful names in the language.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 02:20 PM
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11. My daughter corrected her teacher's pronunciation of that word.
I'm so proud of her. :)
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 02:15 PM
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9. "I'm sorry Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
"Oh. What's it called now?"

"Urectum."
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 02:19 PM
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10. The 'no no' hole?
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