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TroglodyteScholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-15-08 09:03 PM Original message |
Do you have a favorite joke based on wordplay/pun? |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-15-08 09:09 PM Response to Original message |
1. Did you hear about the proctologist that was up to his elbows in work? |
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TroglodyteScholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-15-08 10:24 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. No, I did not hear about this poor fellow... |
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kath (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-15-08 09:27 PM Response to Original message |
2. What do you call a cow with no legs? |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-15-08 09:39 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. What do you call a cow with two legs? |
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TroglodyteScholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-15-08 10:27 PM Response to Reply #2 |
6. Ahahah--now THAT's the spirit! |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-15-08 10:08 PM Response to Original message |
4. What do you call a male dog with no hind legs? |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-15-08 10:32 PM Response to Original message |
7. Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? |
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TroglodyteScholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-15-08 11:25 PM Response to Reply #7 |
16. Must admit, not the punchline I was expecting. |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-15-08 11:46 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. That also works |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-15-08 10:33 PM Response to Original message |
8. So two nuns, Sister Mary and Sister Katherine, are on a road trip through Europe |
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TroglodyteScholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-15-08 10:39 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. !!! |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-15-08 10:35 PM Response to Original message |
9. Why do eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-15-08 10:38 PM Response to Original message |
10. why do chicken coops have two doors? |
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TroglodyteScholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-15-08 10:53 PM Response to Reply #10 |
12. Hah, no, that's perfect... |
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Doc_Technical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-15-08 11:01 PM Response to Original message |
13. Did you hear about the butcher who backed into a meat grinder |
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yellowdogintexas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-15-08 11:02 PM Response to Original message |
14. classic butcher backed into the meat grinder. He got a little behind in his work |
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TroglodyteScholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-15-08 11:22 PM Response to Original message |
15. How about the guy who had to have his entire left side amputated? |
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charlie and algernon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-15-08 11:28 PM Response to Original message |
17. What do you call a blind dinosaur? |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-15-08 11:48 PM Response to Original message |
19. Mahatma Gandhi |
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