CRAP! They showed up two+ hours early! I haven't cleaned the catbox!!!

[crim son]

On the plus side, once it's over, it's over. The agent said she thought the house was vacant. Well, sorta. It looks like they had to break in through the t.v. room door and move the television to enter. Laughing. The laundry room is filthy and there are unmade beds. I am wearing my cleaning i.e. very mini dress and have my hair pulled back with headbands. What's really cool though, is that as I go through the house, I put any and all hair clips, pins, barrettes, etc. on my head and take them all of at the end when I go to the bathroom to shower and wash the tub. I came running down to see who was in the house and, yep. My head was just covered in butterfly clasps and other stuff. I must have looked like a nutcase and the realtor said, "Are you the tenant? Or... the... owner?" Heh. The woman behind her looked truly concerned.

And that's it. I'm sitting in my living room because it isn't possible for me to leave the house in the state I'm in now. Good thing I'm a natural beauty and so is the house! :rofl: :rofl: