WTF is she wearing, and WTF is Tommy taller than her?

[Maddy McCall]

She's got heels on, but he's taller than her. Usually, flatfooted, she towers over him. And tell me that tuck-n-roll jeans aren't coming back in style.




The hair and make-up. Did she try to look like shit on purpose? Oooo the crazy eyes.

[graywarrior]

1. When you go clear, your wife shrinks.

[Maddy McCall]

2. Ha!

:spray:

:rofl:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. You know, I heard STALIN liked to pose photographs so that he would be the tallest in the picture

Stalin, Tom Cruise, what's the difference?

[mainegreen]

4. I wonder if $cientology has helped Tom past his 'booster shoes' stage?

I wonder what lord Xenu thinks of booster shoes?

[DarkTirade]

5. I blame Xenu.

[Lady Effingbroke]

6. Who are these people?

I'm hopelessly out of touch with the celebrity circus these days. :P
---
No doubt acid-wash Guess jeans (with ankle zippers) and fringed Bon Jovi jackets are next!

[Maddy McCall]

7. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

Yeah...and long, v-neck popcorn sweaters worn backwards with a muscle shirt underneath.

:D

[Lady Effingbroke]

9. Whow!

I guess I should pay less attention to the real world and more to "reality". :blush:

I still think of TC as "Maverick", and I wouldn't recognize Katie Holmes if she walked up and said 'hi'. As if... :7

[Iggo]

11. Yay!

Time to stock up on white hightops again!

[Alexander]

8. His shoes have lifts in them. I've seen those before.

My roommate bought a pair of those shoes, because he thought looking an inch or two taller would help him with the ladies.

[sakabatou]

10. I guess style dissapears when you're in a cult

Except for shoes.

[PeaceNikki]

12. She looks frighteningly thin.

:(

[Sanity Claws]

13. Her knees are bent and she's slouching

Her makeup looks so 80s. She was just a baby in diapers in the 80s.

[Lars39]

14. She looks like a very young Linda Rondstandt.

And notice her hands. Very interesting body language.

[Bake]

15. She's actually standing 50 feet behind him?

Or (b), that's not really Katie but a cleverly designed Stepford replica?

Bake

[Shell Beau]

16. Please tell me it was an 80' s party and Tom didn't participate.

If not, :wtf:

[NatBurner]

17. it's the shoes

i think they sell them in the Skymall™ catalog

[Deja Q]

18. She looks stoned. Perhaps she's in a cult?

:yoiks:

[NewEnglandGirl]

24. Perhaps she's on some of those

terrrriiibbblllle antidepressants that he thinks are the devil's m&ms. You know, like the post partum depression that he knows more about than anyone.
:dunce: :freak:

[KamaAina]

19. Is she Cindy McCain's love child?

They've both got that deer-in-the-headlights look.

[snooper2]

20. Looks like..

The brainwashing is complete...

:rofl:

:rofl:

:rofl:

[SallyMander]

21. That second pic should be in the dictionary

next to "vapid"

:rofl:

[terrya]

22. Hey, she's got a Stepford Wife thing going for her there!

Tom must be SO proud.

[Danger Mouse]

23. Blech...I LOATHE Tom Cruise.

[applegrove]

25. Her makeup is very 1980s.

[Shakespeare]

26. I cannot get over how bad she looks. I wouldn't even have known it were her...

...if you hadn't identified her.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

27. Maybe she's auditioning for the remake of Flash Dance?