Wondering- What would happen if gay marriages last longer than hetero?

[Fire Walk With Me]

And show up as being healthier and happier?

[Lex]

1. My guess is it will be about the same.

But your question is intriguing.

[LeftyMom]

2. The sky rains frogs, dogs and cats fall hopelessly in love, Bush wins the Nobel Peace Prize, etc.

At least, that's what the hate fetishists seem to think.

[ghostsofgiants]

13. Bush was already nominated for the Peace Prize.

That's fucked up enough.

[SacredCow]

3. They'd find another spin to put on it....

"zOMG!!!! The chiffon that gay people are using in their bedroom curtains is made by TERRORISTS!!!"

[suninvited]

4. I know of several gay marraiges

that are much happier than mine was and have lasted twice as long, so far.

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. Two kicks, one for the evening crowd.

[Connonym]

6. I don't think logic would have any effect on haters

I've never quite understood what they're all so afraid of but I'm sure it's all irrational.

[Orangepeel]

7. I wouldn't be surprised if, on average, they did

since it is significantly harder for gay people to get married, fewer gay couples will do it frivolously.

[alarimer]

8. It will cause a rupture in the space-time continuum.

That is, if the Large Hadron Collider doesn't do it first.

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. The Large Hadron Collider has teh Gay?

;)

[alarimer]

12. Probably.

It's science, after all, so it is immediately suspect.

[madinmaryland]

10. Fundies will start spontaneously combusting??

:shrug:

Will it happen?

[Fire Walk With Me]

11. It would make for amusing Spinal Tap captioning opportunities...

[Crazy Dave]

14. OMG that's an easy one, too easy

It will be because gay marriages have ruined the sanctity and godly institution of what marriage betwwen a man and a woman was therefore the higher statistics.