The Lounge Semi Quarterly Limerick Thread
bluesbassman
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Sat Jul-19-08 02:10 AM
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The Lounge Semi Quarterly Limerick Thread |
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I'll open with:
There once was a man from Beirut Who had seven warts on his root He poured acid on these And now when he pees He plays the damn thing like a flute!
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Sat Jul-19-08 02:23 AM
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1. There once was a young lass from Mars |
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Who diddled herself with cigars She said, "I come faster when using Dutch Master But White Owls can show me the stars"
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Sat Jul-19-08 02:51 AM
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2. There once was a guy from Boston |
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who rode around in an Austin he had room for his ass and a gallon of gas but his balls hung outside and he lost'em
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