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Sat Jul-19-08 02:18 AM Original message |
Joke time - post yours. I have to tell this one I heard tonight at poker.... |
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CaliforniaPeggy
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Sat Jul-19-08 02:21 AM Response to Original message |
1. OK! I see how it is... |
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Whisp
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Sat Jul-19-08 02:56 AM Response to Original message |
2. this is a joke I heard from Uncle Dirty in New York Improv |
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pokerfan
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Sat Jul-19-08 03:18 AM Response to Original message |
3. Bill worked in a pickle factory |
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Angleae
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Sat Jul-19-08 03:26 AM Response to Original message |
4. Here's one |
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mcctatas
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Sat Jul-19-08 03:30 AM Response to Original message |
5. here ya go... |
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TheCentepedeShoes
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Sat Jul-19-08 12:34 PM Response to Reply #5 |
9. That's funny, |
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mcctatas
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Sat Jul-19-08 12:47 PM Response to Reply #9 |
14. Maybe we should go for a pint and discuss it.... |
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Sat Jul-19-08 09:34 AM Response to Original message |
6. ACK! A few hours later I realize, I screwed that joke up. |
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QueenOfCalifornia
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Sat Jul-19-08 09:39 AM Response to Original message |
7. I will be shot for this |
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AnneD
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Sat Jul-19-08 12:46 PM Response to Reply #7 |
13. Once again.... |
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FloridaJudy
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Sat Jul-19-08 09:44 AM Response to Original message |
8. Do you know who the most popular guy |
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Blue-Jay
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Sat Jul-19-08 12:35 PM Response to Original message |
10. You screwed up the punchline. |
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RedShoes
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Sat Jul-19-08 12:44 PM Response to Original message |
11. you actually got that joke wrong....It's "why does Michael Jackson love twenty five year olds"? |
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sakabatou
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Sat Jul-19-08 12:45 PM Response to Original message |
12. OK |
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From The Ashes
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Sat Jul-19-08 01:09 PM Response to Original message |
15. Ok here goes... |
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Bicoastal
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Sat Jul-19-08 01:22 PM Response to Original message |
16. Since we're being so un-PC: |
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deucemagnet
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Sat Jul-19-08 01:23 PM Response to Original message |
17. I think I see the direction this thread is going. |
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MrCoffee
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Sat Jul-19-08 01:31 PM Response to Original message |
18. A woman calls her husband into the bedroom. |
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Blue-Jay
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Sat Jul-19-08 01:34 PM Response to Original message |
19. Two firemen were buttfucking in a smoke-filled room... |
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Bicoastal
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Sat Jul-19-08 01:34 PM Response to Original message |
20. A little cultural insensitivity regarding our European neighbors: |
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MrCoffee
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Sat Jul-19-08 01:40 PM Response to Original message |
21. A guy comes home from work to find his wife waiting with her bags packed |
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ccharles000
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Sat Jul-19-08 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
22. ... |
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TroglodyteScholar
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Sat Jul-19-08 05:53 PM Response to Original message |
23. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? |
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pokerfan
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Sat Jul-19-08 07:03 PM Response to Original message |
24. Super Bowl |
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Sat Jul-19-08 08:18 PM Response to Original message |
25. Deaf Bookkeeper |
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mdmc
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Sat Jul-19-08 08:38 PM Response to Original message |
26. Thanks for the OP and all the jokes |
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Sat Jul-19-08 09:15 PM Response to Original message |
27. How to drive your wife wild. |
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krispos42
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Sun Jul-20-08 02:33 AM Response to Reply #27 |
34. A Frenchmen, an Italian, and an American were vacationing in the Bahamas |
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harmonicon
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Sat Jul-19-08 09:45 PM Response to Original message |
28. never mind |
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Sat Jul-19-08 09:57 PM Response to Original message |
29. Man goes to Revivilist Meeting for help with his hearing |
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Sat Jul-19-08 11:04 PM Response to Original message |
30. I have one |
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moriah
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Sun Jul-20-08 02:04 AM Response to Original message |
31. This isn't locked yet??? |
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Sun Jul-20-08 02:14 AM Response to Original message |
32. 2 muffins are inside a preheated oven |
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krispos42
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Sun Jul-20-08 02:22 AM Response to Original message |
33. This woman who's 6 months pregnant gets in a car crash... |
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Sun Jul-20-08 03:10 AM Response to Original message |
35. How can you tell if you're at a "Gay Barbeque"??? |
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Sun Jul-20-08 03:23 AM Response to Original message |
36. . |
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moriah
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Sun Jul-20-08 04:58 AM Response to Original message |
37. Driving Dreams |
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moriah
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Sun Jul-20-08 06:45 AM Response to Original message |
38. The Chicken and the Egg |
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Sun Jul-20-08 09:04 AM Response to Original message |
39. The Popular Mule |
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