State two differences between Connie Chung and Saddam Hussein...

[Boojatta]

and don't repeat any differences that someone else stated before you in this thread.

[mainegreen]

1. Saddam Hussein is cuter and a better motivational speaker.

[southpaw]

2. Connie: Alive Saddam: Dead

Connie: Female Saddam: Male

[KitchenWitch]

3. Connie Chung is female and she is married to Maury Povich

ETA: Connie Chung has never been a malevolent dictator.

[mikeytherat]

4. They spell and pronounce their names differently.

mikey_the_rat

[MrCoffee]

5. Saddam: slightly better facial hair and looked better in a beret.

[Reverend_Smitty]

6. Saddam has never anchored the nightly news

and as far as I know Connie has never organized any death squads :P

[DS1]

7. Connie Chung wears a sack over her head so Maury can't see her,

Saddam wore a sack over his head so he couldn't see out

[Sheets of Easter]

8. No one ever posted a DU thread about Connie Chung titled "Goodbye, Mommy."

[Z_I_Peevey]

9. David Letterman had a crush on Connie Chung.

David Letterman has never revealed any romantic interest in Saddam Hussein.


Connie: said good-bye in song, atop a piano.
Saddam: said good-bye sans piano accompaniment.

[regularguy]

10. Saddam hated the Kurds.

Some say that Connie Chung has something of a Kurd fetish.

[old mark]

11. No one has hanged Connie Chung,

not yet, anyway.

mark

[kat_kringle]

12. it should be: no one has hung connie chung

and i'm not policing you! i just thought it sounds funnier this way.

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Saddam Hussein wasn't married to Connie Chung

Connie Chung wasn't hanged committing atrocities.

[Boojatta]

14. Was Saddam Hussein married to Saddam Hussein?

If not, then you named one thing that he had in common with Connie Chung.

[Deja Q]

15. One of them had balls... I'm just not sure which one it was.

:yoiks: