You know you're getting old when
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Sat Jul-26-08 05:13 PM
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You know you're getting old when |
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You're the dude at the party taking care of all the drunk people. And you weren't that impressed with the topless girl boxing the guy in the backyard, in fact you find it contrived and not that cool.
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Sat Jul-26-08 06:42 PM
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1. You know you're getting old when chewing steak cracks a tooth--the second one to go! |
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Sat Jul-26-08 06:54 PM
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2. Hey, I was always the one taking care of the drunk people... |
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'cause I never really drank much when I lived in a college apartment complex.
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Sat Jul-26-08 07:19 PM
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3. ...you're actually pleased to get the Senior Citizen discount. |
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Sat Jul-26-08 07:20 PM
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4. ,,, your husband asks what you want for your birthday |
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and you get that far-away better-than-sex look and answer "an ankle brace."
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Sat Jul-26-08 07:41 PM
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5. You know you're getting old when... |
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A young child asks "Jimmy, why do you sag?", and she ISN'T talking about your clothing.;(
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Sat Jul-26-08 07:42 PM
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6. You have to explain the concept of a rotary phone and |
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Sat Jul-26-08 07:47 PM
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7. You know you're getting old when |
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you believe that yelling at the kids on your lawn isn't funny or ridiculous; it's the right thing to do.
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Sat Jul-26-08 07:49 PM
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8. ...you think, yeah, nice tits but it'll be too much work getting her in bed. |
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Sat Jul-26-08 08:00 PM
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9. Pretty well that's exactly what went through my mind |
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