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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-26-08 05:54 PM Original message |
Man accidentally shoots self in head |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-26-08 05:58 PM Response to Original message |
1. i check to see how sharp my kitchen knives are by stabbing myself. |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-26-08 06:01 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Not Darwin Awards |
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rurallib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-27-08 09:25 PM Response to Reply #2 |
17. I have faith this man will get that award soon |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-27-08 09:30 PM Response to Reply #2 |
18. You can still qualify for a Darwin, even if you don't die. |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-26-08 06:18 PM Response to Original message |
3. That was no accident. |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-26-08 11:39 PM Response to Reply #3 |
10. that is my first thought as well... |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-27-08 07:34 PM Response to Reply #3 |
16. Bingo. |
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Crazy Dave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-26-08 06:23 PM Response to Original message |
4. Same thing happened to an old boss's son, gunshot wound to the head |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-26-08 06:55 PM Response to Original message |
5. Well, you know what they say... |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-26-08 10:12 PM Response to Original message |
6. I was once told to sharpen a scythe. I said, "How sharp?" Ranch boss looked |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-26-08 10:16 PM Response to Original message |
7. Are you sure I can't talk you into moving someplace smarter? |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-26-08 10:18 PM Response to Original message |
8. Sad. Stupid, but sad. Glad he survived. But you have to wonder |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-26-08 11:37 PM Response to Original message |
9. The garbage disposal in my sink isn't working. |
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Tektonik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-26-08 11:42 PM Response to Original message |
11. Florida |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-26-08 11:44 PM Response to Original message |
12. Will I catch teh stoopid by just reading that article? |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-26-08 11:51 PM Response to Original message |
13. No doubt I am going to hell, but... |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-27-08 11:59 AM Response to Original message |
14. This guy subscribes to the Wile E. Coyote school of troubleshooting. |
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Jeff In Milwaukee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-27-08 01:12 PM Response to Original message |
15. I believe this is what's known as "Thinning The Herd" |
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