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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 05:52 PM Original message |
"It's weird, we have high speed internet, but the computer takes so long to restart." |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 05:53 PM Response to Original message |
1. Where's the "ANY" key? |
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Hippo_Tron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 07:28 PM Response to Reply #1 |
27. I want a Tab, why isn't this thing working? |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 05:53 PM Response to Original message |
2. "It's because it's verifying all your wife/husband's porn" |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 05:56 PM Response to Original message |
3. Dear God. |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 05:58 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. Well you tell ME where to plug it into my cell phone...that's how you get wireless, isn't it? |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 05:59 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. Well...if you know the right tricks, you CAN do that... |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 06:19 PM Response to Reply #3 |
15. It's not uncommon to hear that, actually. |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 06:32 PM Response to Reply #3 |
18. Many people get very confused... |
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doc03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 05:57 PM Response to Original message |
4. I do too and I think the reason is that when I restart |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 06:12 PM Response to Reply #4 |
12. McAfee is a bit of a hog, yeah. |
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doc03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 06:29 PM Response to Reply #12 |
17. McAfee is provided free by my provider. n/t |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 06:34 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. Avast is free for everyone. |
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TroglodyteScholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 06:50 PM Response to Reply #17 |
23. Would you take an asskicking for free? |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-06-08 12:39 PM Response to Reply #23 |
35. Exactly!! "He shot me in the head and stole my wife - but he did it for free!!!" |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-06-08 01:12 PM Response to Reply #35 |
41. Damn you!! This compute belongs to the church!! |
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Reverend_Smitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-06-08 12:35 PM Response to Reply #12 |
33. I use Norton but my live update recently expired |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-06-08 01:14 PM Response to Reply #33 |
44. Way less memory, plus it's free and updates frequently. |
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Reverend_Smitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-06-08 02:28 PM Response to Reply #44 |
52. I've got it running now and I can already tell my computer is faster |
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RoyGBiv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-12-08 01:24 AM Response to Reply #33 |
55. Yes ... |
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mvd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-11-08 02:37 PM Response to Reply #12 |
53. I'm trying Avast with Outpost Firewall |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 05:58 PM Response to Original message |
6. I feel your pain. |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 06:20 PM Response to Reply #6 |
16. Hahahaha, wow. |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 05:58 PM Response to Original message |
7. I had the power to my house disconnected so that my computer wouldn't get a "surge" |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 05:59 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Hahaha, I approve. |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-06-08 11:59 AM Response to Reply #7 |
32. OMG. |
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Mojambo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 06:10 PM Response to Original message |
10. At least you get high tech stupidity |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 06:35 PM Response to Reply #10 |
20. Did you punch him? I'd have punched him. |
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Mojambo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 06:40 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. Inside my brain he is lacking many teeth. n/t |
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crimsonblue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 07:34 PM Response to Reply #10 |
29. wow |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 06:11 PM Response to Original message |
11. Hubby is a computer fix-it guy. Not sure if he's heard that one before though. LOL |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 06:12 PM Response to Original message |
13. Why are you talking with John McCain? |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 06:13 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. John McCain would probably put some of my customers to shame insofar as computer aptitude goes. |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-06-08 08:24 AM Response to Reply #14 |
30. That's not good....................... |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-06-08 11:58 AM Response to Reply #30 |
31. I'm sayin'. |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 06:50 PM Response to Original message |
22. he he |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 06:56 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. My little brother has the iPod Touch. Pretty neat little Gizmo. |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 07:09 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. you use telepathy to contact your friends? smoke signals? |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 07:16 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. I'm usually at home, and have MSN online. |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-05-08 07:28 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. we hate MIcrosoft on principle around here, and Steve IS scary |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-06-08 12:39 PM Response to Original message |
34. True story |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-06-08 12:43 PM Response to Original message |
36. Hahahahaha. |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-06-08 01:21 PM Response to Reply #36 |
47. Understatenment of the week. |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-06-08 12:46 PM Response to Original message |
37. Omg, I thought of you yesterday |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-06-08 01:17 PM Response to Reply #37 |
45. Hahaha, that's hilarious. |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-06-08 12:54 PM Response to Original message |
38. ... |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-06-08 01:04 PM Response to Original message |
39. Heh. I was expecting this to be a therad about Stephen Wright. |
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montanto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-06-08 01:09 PM Response to Original message |
40. Get faster tubes! nt |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-06-08 01:13 PM Response to Original message |
42. Serves you right for working in user support. |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-06-08 01:17 PM Response to Reply #42 |
46. You have a point. |
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JustABozoOnThisBus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-06-08 01:13 PM Response to Original message |
43. The information super-highway is so freakin' fast |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-06-08 01:46 PM Response to Original message |
48. Can you at least tell me |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-06-08 02:08 PM Response to Reply #48 |
49. Haha, the idea of using an iPod touch as a fake iPhone is great. |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-06-08 02:15 PM Response to Reply #49 |
50. Don't make fun of my iNanoPhone and iVideoPhone. |
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leftyclimber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-06-08 02:16 PM Response to Original message |
51. My two "favorites" |
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eppur_se_muova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-12-08 12:55 AM Response to Reply #51 |
54. A man once asked Tallulah Bankhead if she had ever been mistaken for a man ... |
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bluesbassman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-12-08 02:11 AM Response to Original message |
56. Back in the low tech days, I worked on IBM Selectric typewriters for BofA. |
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Angleae (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-12-08 05:08 AM Response to Original message |
57. It wouldn't have been the same person as this? |
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