How often do you clean your mouse balls?
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Thu Feb-26-04 06:24 PM
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Poll question: How often do you clean your mouse balls? |
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I clean mine about once every couple of months. I was over at my in-laws over Xmas and I don't think they knew how to clean them. You could barely move the mouse pointer at all.
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Thu Feb-26-04 06:26 PM
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let him clean his own balls. I've got enough to do around here :evilgrin:
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Thu Feb-26-04 06:26 PM
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2. See the "vasectomy" thread...... |
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Thu Feb-26-04 06:26 PM
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3. Only if he's been out in the mud |
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Thu Feb-26-04 06:27 PM
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You use it like a pen and click by tapping the pen on a pad.
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Thu Feb-26-04 06:36 PM
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I must be behind the times, I didn't realize so many people didn't have balls for their mice.
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mlawson
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Thu Feb-26-04 06:37 PM
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6. Only if he has been defanged. n/t |
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Thu Feb-26-04 07:03 PM
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7. Good God, Man!.....Get a wireless optical.... |
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Thu Feb-26-04 07:05 PM
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8. Are you really Rick Santorum? (sarcasm) |
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trying to change the subject to "man on mouse"... :-)
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arwalden
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Thu Feb-26-04 07:06 PM
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9. When They Start To Itch... Just Before They Get Inflamed |
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and when the little fellow starts to scratch them.
-- Allen
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Thu Feb-26-04 07:14 PM
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10. Hey, that's not nice! |
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I may not be well endowed when it comes to my testicles, but there's no need to insult me.
L-)
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Thu Feb-26-04 07:17 PM
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11. Mine's a little too skittish |
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For me to try and clean his balls. He might bite me while I'm trying it.
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Tom Yossarian Joad
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Thu Feb-26-04 07:33 PM
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12. I clean the mouse balls the same day I clean the hamster, gerbil and |
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guinea pig balls.
Rodent day is Tuesday.
I hate Fridays. Jungle Cat day.
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Bridget Burke
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Thu Feb-26-04 07:37 PM
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13. My mouse has no balls. My mouse needs no balls. |
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Thu Feb-26-04 07:43 PM
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14. I don't have mouse balls |
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I use a tracker ball :evilgrin:
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Thu Feb-26-04 07:44 PM
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15. I've got a ball-less mouse. Maybe the weird red glow melted them? |
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Once you go optical, you never go back!
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Thu Feb-26-04 07:46 PM
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Everyone already made the "the mouse has balls, like testicles, get it, hahahaha" joke already. Damn.
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Thu Feb-26-04 07:47 PM
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17. I'm kind of taken aback, and a little freaked out by this. |
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How did you know I call them "Mickey" and "Minnie"?
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Thu Feb-26-04 08:39 PM
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18. How do you hold their little feet apart? |
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Thu Feb-26-04 08:55 PM
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21. Voted "dingbat" because I immediately started laughing when |
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reading the thread title.
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Fri Feb-27-04 01:53 AM
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22. Kickin' it for the night crowd... n/t |
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