We don't even need to photoshop chimpy anymore!

[Lindacooks]

[slinkerwink]

1. lol!

[ComerPerro]

4. Maybe you can make another completely wrong photoshop

out of this

:evilgrin:

[Bhaisahab]

7. hey i saw your pic in one of the threads...

you remind me of lisa loeb :)

[disgruntled_goat]

2. ahhaha

wotta fucktard

[ComerPerro]

3. What, did he hear a liquor bottle opening?

somewhere in the audience... someone has whiskey... gotta find it...

[Gingersnap]

5. Good catch!

I downloaded and saved it to my unflattering Bush pics file.

Sad thing is, I bet he's talking about the war or terrorism or something equally not lighthearted.

[Lisa]

15. so you must have a pretty big server?

I mean, the man's generated thousands of gigabytes of unflattering photos ...

[ComerPerro]

6. Caption time:

"Mr. Bush, how do you respond to allegations that you lied about WMD and intelligence, that you are covering the truth about what you knew before 9/11, and that your policies actually do more harm than good for a vast majority of Americans?"




"well, duh"

[Bhaisahab]

8. looks like someone just grabbed his nuts (eom)

[MidwestMomma]

12. Good one

And I think he liked it!

[Zookeeper]

9. How about replacing the microphone...

with a banana? (I would, but I'm still computer impaired.)

Actually, after a closer look at the photo, replace the mike with a bottle of bourbon.

[I AM SPARTACUS]

10. "Fly Me To The Moon"...

Fly me to the moon,
And let me play among the stars.
Let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars.
In other words, hold my hand!
In other words, darling, kiss me.

Fill my heart with song,
and let me sing forever more.
You are all I long for, all I worship and adore.
In other words, please be true!
In other words, I love you!

http://www.animelyrics.com/anime/eva/ngefmttm.htm

[EstimatedProphet]

11. It's like he's doing bad stand-up comedy

"So dis guy, he walks into a bar..."
Y'know, actually, IT IS like he's doing bad stand-up comedy! That describes everything since 2000!

[Lisa]

16. didn't Martin Sheen call him "a bad comic working the room"?

Seem to recall that from the election ...

[VOX]

13. "Ladies and Gentlemen, the pResident of the United States."

The most depressing nine words I can think of right now.

[NightTrain]

14. "Hiya, Joe! Hiya, Mr. Danahy!"

OK, who knows where that line comes from?

[lpbk2713]

17. Joe the Bartender's buddy

Frank Fontaine

[Hand]

18. Yep...

aka Crazy Guggenheim. Kind of an unpleasant character, really--basically mocking the retarded.

[cosmicdot]

19. W: and, the wide-mouth frog says to Mama Snake ...

after Mama Snake says she feeds her babies wide-mouth frogs ... oh, you do, do ya? ... and, that, in a nutshell, is basically the PATRIOT Act ... next pre-prepared question ...