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underpants
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:34 PM Original message |
Things NOT to say when seeing "The Passion" |
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bif
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:36 PM Response to Original message |
1. "Gosh, Mel really nailed this story." |
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elfin
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:36 PM Response to Original message |
2. Chant ala football game |
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WilliamPitt
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:36 PM Response to Original message |
3. "Goodbye, Misssssssster Andersen" |
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southerngirlwriter
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:37 PM Response to Original message |
4. I'm going to put you on ignore..... |
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underpants
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:44 PM Response to Reply #4 |
21. Here ya go |
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southerngirlwriter
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:45 PM Response to Reply #21 |
24. Thanks !! |
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xultar
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:53 PM Response to Reply #21 |
49. But, they aren't dancing... |
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underpants
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:56 PM Response to Reply #49 |
52. You want dancing on a religous thread??? |
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tkulesa
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:20 PM Original message |
LOL! |
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Pale Blue Dot
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:37 PM Response to Original message |
5. "I see dead people" |
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MichaelHarris
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:38 PM Response to Original message |
6. LMFAO |
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WilliamPitt
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:38 PM Response to Original message |
7. "What were Jesus' last words?" |
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underpants
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:41 PM Response to Reply #7 |
13. And you went to Catholic school? |
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WilliamPitt
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:42 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. I went to Catholic school and then taught at a Catholic school |
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GOPisEvil
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:42 PM Response to Reply #7 |
18. And more... |
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WilliamPitt
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:44 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. *wham wham wham* ARGH, MY DELICATE, SHAPELY ANGLO ANKLES!!!" |
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Forkboy
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:45 PM Response to Reply #20 |
26. "Thanks,I like the being the only saviour.. |
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WilliamPitt
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:46 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. Jesus, eclipse! |
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Forkboy
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:59 PM Response to Reply #28 |
58. He was awesome |
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CanuckAmok
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Fri Feb-27-04 06:38 PM Response to Reply #7 |
193. Jesus walks into a hotel.... |
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JanMichael
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Fri Feb-27-04 07:19 PM Response to Reply #7 |
197. Bwahahahaha! Thanks! |
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VOX
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Fri Feb-27-04 08:13 PM Response to Reply #7 |
200. "What a lousy way to spend Easter!" |
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chiburb
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:38 PM Response to Original message |
8. "He'll have to cross his legs...there's only 1 nail left"... |
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alittlelark
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:38 PM Response to Original message |
9. I think I'm having a heart attack!! |
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chiburb
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:39 PM Response to Original message |
10. "So THIS is why we get Good Friday off"... |
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demnan
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:40 PM Response to Original message |
11. We're definately all going to hell |
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Pale Blue Dot
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:40 PM Response to Original message |
12. "This is way cooler than 'Freddy vs. Jason'" |
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matcom
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
14. "Bob Villa would have used decking screws" |
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MichaelHarris
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:55 PM Response to Reply #14 |
51. spew |
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tkulesa
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:22 PM Response to Reply #14 |
73. BWAAAAhahahaha |
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VOX
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Fri Feb-27-04 08:15 PM Response to Reply #14 |
201. Ha! Major spit take! |
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Rabrrrrrr
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Fri Feb-27-04 10:45 PM Response to Reply #14 |
214. Laughed so hard I started coughing |
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matcom
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Sat Feb-28-04 07:47 AM Response to Reply #214 |
239. Countersink of course |
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BurtWorm
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
15. "Oy! These crazy goyim!" |
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bif
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
17. Is that cross maple or walnut? |
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jmowreader
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Sat Feb-28-04 07:47 PM Response to Reply #17 |
252. Pressure-treated Southern Yellow Pine |
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bhunt70
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:43 PM Response to Original message |
19. Use the Force! |
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underpants
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:47 PM Response to Reply #19 |
30. True story-vocabulary test 3rd ? grade "May the _____ be with you" |
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Pale Blue Dot
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:44 PM Response to Original message |
22. "Look at that hat! Jesus could use a visit from the Queer Eye guys!" |
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Whitacre D_WI
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:44 PM Response to Original message |
23. "Crucify him!" |
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chiburb
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
25. "He said no to Mary Magdalene for THIS"??? |
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WilliamPitt
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:46 PM Response to Reply #25 |
29. She said I was gonna get nailed tonight, but this sucks. |
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chiburb
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:48 PM Response to Reply #29 |
35. Hahahahahahaha. |
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underpants
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:49 PM Response to Reply #29 |
41. Oh criminy |
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VelmaD
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:52 PM Original message |
Oh you are soooo... |
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MattBaggins
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Sat Feb-28-04 02:05 AM Response to Reply #29 |
227. My freind said this Jesus guy was gonna get nailed. |
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Pale Blue Dot
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
27. "Toga! Toga! Toga!" |
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waterman
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
31. So if a huge bolt strikes DU's servers, I guess we'll have a little more |
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chiburb
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
32. "What I go through to meet Lara Croft" |
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Liberal Veteran
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
33. How much do you think that cross will go for on Ebay? |
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screwfacecapone
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Sat Feb-28-04 12:19 AM Response to Reply #33 |
225. how much do you think those nails will go on ebay! |
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I AM SPARTACUS
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Sat Feb-28-04 06:49 AM Response to Reply #225 |
236. why wait...I'll let ya have a couple now, right cheap, too... |
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EstimatedProphet
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:48 PM Response to Original message |
34. "Always look on the bright side of life" |
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alittlelark
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:59 PM Response to Reply #34 |
57. ROFLMAO |
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Ganja Ninja
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:48 PM Response to Original message |
36. "Great flick but I didn't get the ending." |
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BurtWorm
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:49 PM Response to Reply #36 |
40. "I'm sorry, I spaced out for a second there...Did he get away?" |
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Beetwasher
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:44 PM Response to Reply #40 |
113. n/t |
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matcom
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:48 PM Response to Original message |
37. "VOTE HIM OFF THE ISLAND!" |
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underpants
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:51 PM Response to Reply #37 |
45. You're fired! |
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Bertha Venation
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:48 PM Response to Original message |
38. Don't worry. They use ketchup. |
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Liberal Veteran
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:50 PM Response to Reply #38 |
42. "Do you suppose his blood tastes like cheap wine like in church?" |
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Bertha Venation
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:52 PM Response to Reply #42 |
47. heh |
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Liberal Veteran
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:56 PM Response to Reply #47 |
54. I grew up in a Southern Baptist home...ugh... |
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Bertha Venation
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:03 PM Response to Reply #54 |
59. You should talk to Mrs. V. |
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DoYouEverWonder
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:40 PM Response to Reply #47 |
108. Considering the idea |
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Robb
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:49 PM Response to Original message |
39. FAKE! ....FAKE!! |
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WilliamPitt
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
43. "Shane! Come back, Shane!" |
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waterman
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:51 PM Response to Original message |
44. The devil, giving the visitor's tour of hell: |
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WilliamPitt
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:52 PM Response to Reply #44 |
46. ...and that cage in the corner is something they call GD2004. |
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VelmaD
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:56 PM Response to Reply #46 |
53. They tried to make us take something called... |
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underpants
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:52 PM Response to Reply #44 |
48. "...coffee breaks over back on your heads..." |
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bif
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:55 PM Response to Original message |
50. Hey, I think I know where THIS story's going... |
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xultar
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
55. All of this and he didn't get no Poon Tang?!? n/t |
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VOX
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Fri Feb-27-04 08:16 PM Response to Reply #55 |
203. He did in Scorcese's "The Last Temptation." |
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underpants
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Fri Feb-27-04 03:58 PM Response to Original message |
56. If he can get his foot on the ropes they have to let him go, right pa? |
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GOPisEvil
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:06 PM Response to Original message |
60. Why isn't Pilate using soap to wash his hands? |
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GumboYaYa
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:08 PM Response to Original message |
61. "That reminds me, I need to finish nailing up that paneling..." |
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BurtWorm
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
62. "I am suddenly so in the mood for Italian food." |
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Karenina
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:58 PM Response to Reply #62 |
188. Grotesque. |
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BurtWorm
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Fri Feb-27-04 06:02 PM Response to Reply #188 |
189. I didn't make the movie, I just reported what was in it. |
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aldian159
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Fri Feb-27-04 10:41 PM Response to Reply #62 |
212. "Chirst. The other other white meat |
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ronnykmarshall
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:12 PM Response to Original message |
63. If only The Flying Nun was here! |
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GoddessOfGuinness
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:17 PM Response to Reply #63 |
67. AHAHAhahahahaha! |
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ronnykmarshall
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:22 PM Response to Reply #67 |
72. Glad to help |
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Pale Blue Dot
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:15 PM Response to Original message |
64. "But he was just one week from retirement!" |
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WilliamPitt
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:19 PM Response to Reply #64 |
69. Why does Jesus look like John Travolta? |
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GOPisEvil
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:20 PM Response to Reply #69 |
70. Jesus only had one resurrection. Travolta has had at least two, maybe 3. |
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Pale Blue Dot
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:22 PM Response to Reply #69 |
75. My son's home now. I'll deal with you later. |
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WilliamPitt
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:23 PM Response to Reply #75 |
77. Why does your son look like Jesus Travolta? |
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GoddessOfGuinness
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:15 PM Response to Original message |
65. Effing hilarious! |
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Zomby Woof
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:16 PM Response to Original message |
66. I said I'd go to Calvary, and hang out for a few days |
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northzax
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:17 PM Response to Original message |
68. so, did you hear Rosie got married this week? |
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:20 PM Response to Original message |
71. "Make it hurt till it feels good!" |
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WilliamPitt
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:22 PM Response to Original message |
74. Start singing Devo at the top of your lungs |
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GOPisEvil
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:23 PM Response to Reply #74 |
76. Are we not men? We are the Christ! |
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northzax
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:24 PM Response to Original message |
78. Go Pontius! |
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WilliamPitt
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:26 PM Response to Reply #78 |
80. Pontius! Pontius! He's our man! If he can't do it, |
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northzax
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:28 PM Response to Reply #80 |
83. Gimme a R, Gimme an O |
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WilliamPitt
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:29 PM Response to Reply #83 |
84. Savior! Savior! Sieve! Sieve! |
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Sandpiper
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:26 PM Response to Original message |
79. "Jesus had a mullet!" |
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WilliamPitt
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:27 PM Response to Reply #79 |
81. Jesus had a mallet! |
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underpants
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:30 PM Response to Reply #81 |
86. That guy from Creed sure takes himself seriously huh? |
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VelmaD
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:33 PM Response to Reply #81 |
92. Are you on drugs? |
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WilliamPitt
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:36 PM Response to Reply #92 |
98. I'm high on the passion of the Lord Jeebus |
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I AM SPARTACUS
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Sat Feb-28-04 06:51 AM Response to Reply #79 |
237. he fed the masses with 5 mullets... |
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DrWeird
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:28 PM Response to Original message |
82. "Hey! I can see my house from up here!" |
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underpants
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:31 PM Response to Reply #82 |
88. Hey what are they putting up that wall for? |
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ronnykmarshall
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
85. Do you have crown of thorns in another size? |
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BurtWorm
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:31 PM Response to Reply #85 |
90. "That crown really brings out the red in your blood, Jesus!" |
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ronnykmarshall
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:34 PM Response to Reply #90 |
97. Yeah, I can only wear it once. |
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matcom
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:31 PM Response to Original message |
87. "THEY NAILED IT!" |
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underpants
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:34 PM Response to Reply #87 |
96. When do the girls in the plaid skirts start showing up? |
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Paragon
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:31 PM Response to Original message |
89. "Oh, THAT's gotta hurt." |
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Zomby Woof
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
91. "If I had a hammer..." |
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VelmaD
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:34 PM Response to Reply #91 |
94. Oh yeah, it's hell in a handbasket for you mister... |
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GOPisEvil
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:36 PM Response to Reply #91 |
100. Alllllllll aboard! Hell Express, leaving in 13 minutes on Track 666! |
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:33 PM Response to Original message |
93. I'm going to have to whistle "Always Look On the Bright Side of Life" |
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Seldona
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
95. Why is he white? |
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BurtWorm
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
99. "You go, Jesus girlfriend!" |
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jeffsurfus
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:36 PM Original message |
"No soup for you! Come back, one year!" |
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Paragon
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
101. "Magdalene's got a GREAT RACK!" |
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WilliamPitt
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
102. Did someone say "crown of porns?" |
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VelmaD
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:38 PM Response to Reply #102 |
104. Wow, you weren't kidding... |
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underpants
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
103. Hey is that Ringo? |
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The_Gopher
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
105. "Who wants some hotdogs from concessions?" |
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Westegg
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
106. And of course: "That's GOTTA hurt!" |
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Paragon
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:42 PM Response to Reply #106 |
111. dupe |
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ronnykmarshall
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
107. OMIGAWD! He's soooooooo the cutiest Jesus EVER! |
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VelmaD
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:42 PM Response to Reply #107 |
110. nuh-uhn... |
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BurtWorm
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:43 PM Response to Reply #107 |
112. "If they don't stop whipping him right now, I swear, |
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alittlelark
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:15 PM Response to Reply #112 |
143. sick |
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underpants
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:42 PM Response to Original message |
109. Sooo the guys who run the pizza joint used to have an EMPIRE?!?!?!? |
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GumboYaYa
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:44 PM Response to Original message |
114. Well hell, I feel like doin some sinnin now. |
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:45 PM Response to Original message |
115. Hey - they just killed the Christ!!! |
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BurtWorm
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:46 PM Response to Reply #115 |
117. "'E's not dead, 'e's restin'." |
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BurtWorm
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Fri Feb-27-04 08:22 PM Response to Reply #117 |
204. "'E's pinin' for the fee-yords." |
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WilliamPitt
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:46 PM Response to Reply #115 |
118. Jesus on the cross: "Screw you guys, I'm going home." |
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Beetwasher
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:45 PM Response to Original message |
116. OH! I Get It!! It Was A Set-Up and the Cop From Internal Affairs Was |
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ronnykmarshall
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
119. Oh Jesus! I just broke a NAIL! |
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matcom
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:49 PM Response to Original message |
120. "Jesus! He Looks Like HELL!" |
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WilliamPitt
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:49 PM Response to Original message |
121. "Let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the |
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VelmaD
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:51 PM Response to Reply #121 |
123. Which begs the question... |
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WilliamPitt
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:53 PM Response to Reply #123 |
125. Lethal Weapon 5: Vengeance and Cock |
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:56 PM Response to Reply #125 |
130. teehee |
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:50 PM Response to Original message |
122. Damn! That Mary Chick Has Some Nice Cans! Ya Think J-Man Nailed Her? |
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:52 PM Response to Original message |
124. "FINALLY! Who Wants To Go Sinnin'?" |
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
126. Jesus? His Name is Jesus? And all this time I've been saying Jebus! |
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
127. Shit! I thought this was a porn movie! |
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:58 PM Response to Reply #127 |
131. You mean it isn't? |
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
128. Answer your cell phone: Jesus Christ! STOP CALLING ME! |
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:54 PM Response to Original message |
129. Why cannot you sign ze papers, old man?! |
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:59 PM Response to Reply #129 |
133. Vould you like a zigarette? |
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Fri Feb-27-04 11:06 PM Response to Reply #133 |
220. Oh wow, that didn't even hurt |
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Fri Feb-27-04 04:58 PM Response to Original message |
132. "THAT'S MY BUSH!" |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:01 PM Response to Original message |
134. Jesus, Jesus, fo, Fesus, mananan, mo, Mesus .... JESUS! |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:02 PM Response to Original message |
135. A Few Nails, A Little Whipping, Pffft! What's the Big Deal? |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:04 PM Response to Original message |
136. You BASTARD! Jesus Killed Kenny! |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
137. "What A Pussy!" |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:06 PM Response to Original message |
138. "Anyone Know The Number For 'Adam's Ribs'?" |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:09 PM Response to Original message |
139. "I'm KING OF THE WORLD"! |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:13 PM Response to Original message |
140. "This is the WORST Andrew Lloyd Weber musical EVER!" |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:15 PM Response to Reply #140 |
142. O a British tar is a soaring soul, as free as a mountain bird... |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:17 PM Response to Reply #140 |
147. I'm never gonna be able to see this movie now... |
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Sat Feb-28-04 01:30 AM Response to Reply #140 |
226. I think Mr. Pitt has already lost it... |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:14 PM Response to Original message |
141. Well, It's Not Like I Asked Him to Die For My Sins! |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:15 PM Response to Original message |
144. "Why is Jesus's pain more important than any humans suffering?" |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:15 PM Response to Original message |
145. Show-Off! Let Him Try That Stunt W/Out Being the Son of God! |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
146. "Hey! Isn't that the guy who got struck by lightning? Twice?" |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:25 PM Response to Reply #146 |
155. Welll, you brought me out of lurking . . . |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:19 PM Response to Original message |
148. "Great hang time." |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:21 PM Response to Original message |
149. I hate it when that happens!!! |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:22 PM Response to Original message |
150. Things to DO |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:22 PM Response to Original message |
151. Well, I'm nailed to a tree and dying in agony. But the good news is... |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:24 PM Response to Original message |
152. "Well, we'll never have to hear about that guy again." |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:25 PM Response to Original message |
153. When's the sequel coming out? |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:26 PM Response to Reply #153 |
156. Jesus II: Electric Boogaloo |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:27 PM Response to Reply #156 |
160. Ok, that's too damn freaky... |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:26 PM Response to Reply #153 |
158. Jesus II: Electric Boogaloo |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:27 PM Response to Reply #158 |
161. Beat you |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:29 PM Response to Reply #161 |
163. Promise? |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:25 PM Response to Original message |
154. How Long Does this Go on For? Hurry up and Die Already! Yeesh! |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:26 PM Response to Original message |
157. "My kids were watching when his boob popped out at the end." |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:26 PM Response to Original message |
159. Geez, it's only an f%^$#&g movie; it's not like it really happened. |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:28 PM Response to Original message |
162. OMG! I Think I Just Saw Jesus' Weiner! |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:32 PM Response to Reply #162 |
165. "Wow! He wasn't Jewish!" |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:31 PM Response to Original message |
164. Someone needs to post this thread over in Freepville |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:32 PM Response to Reply #164 |
166. Yup... |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:43 PM Response to Reply #164 |
175. They'll catch an infarction |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:33 PM Response to Original message |
167. " 'Of COURSE,' he says, 'Of COURSE I can put you up for the night.' " |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:37 PM Response to Original message |
168. Hey! He Stole That Trick From Penn & Teller! |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:38 PM Response to Original message |
169. William Pitt's |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:38 PM Response to Original message |
170. The Secret to A Good Crucifiction is All in the Wrist |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:40 PM Response to Original message |
171. "Hey, Pilate! Is that all you got?... |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:41 PM Response to Original message |
172. "Hey, Philip, would you mind scratching my nose?" |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:42 PM Response to Original message |
173. Jesus Saves! By Shopping at K-Mart! |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:42 PM Response to Original message |
174. Wake me up at the good part. |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:44 PM Response to Original message |
176. Welease Woddawick! |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:45 PM Response to Original message |
177. Gretsky Shoots and JESUS SAVES! |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:46 PM Response to Original message |
178. It puts the lotion on it's skin. It does this whenever it's told. |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:47 PM Response to Original message |
179. "I bet that guy is gonna die" |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:47 PM Response to Original message |
180. "Hang in there, Jesus!!!" |
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Fri Feb-27-04 08:28 PM Response to Reply #180 |
206. sick sick sick sick!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:48 PM Response to Original message |
181. "Coulda been worse.... |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:52 PM Response to Original message |
182. Oh, Christ! This isn't 50 First Dates!" |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:53 PM Response to Reply #182 |
184. "Hey! Where's Jim Carey!" |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:57 PM Response to Reply #184 |
186. "This would have been so much funnier if the Farrelly brothers made it." |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:52 PM Response to Original message |
183. (WHIP) "Thank you, sir, may I have another?" (WHIP) "Thank you, sir..." |
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Fri Feb-27-04 06:32 PM Response to Reply #183 |
192. I say Whip it! Whip it good! |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:55 PM Response to Original message |
185. "How Would Martha Stewart Get Blood Stains Out Of A Cross?" |
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Fri Feb-27-04 05:57 PM Response to Reply #185 |
187. Well, my guess would be you rub that stain out with... |
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Fri Feb-27-04 06:12 PM Response to Original message |
190. "Psst.. Don't worry, I hear they bring him back in the sequel" |
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Fri Feb-27-04 06:30 PM Response to Original message |
191. "He's dead? Don't worry, Mary's pregnant again"! |
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Fri Feb-27-04 07:00 PM Response to Original message |
194. "Orwell was wrong. Two minutes is not enough." (nt) |
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Fri Feb-27-04 07:18 PM Response to Reply #194 |
196. FREEEEEDDDOOOOOMMMMM |
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Fri Feb-27-04 07:16 PM Response to Original message |
195. Hey! You up there! |
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Fri Feb-27-04 08:07 PM Response to Original message |
198. "Thank Lucifer we're Satanists, kids!" |
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Fri Feb-27-04 08:09 PM Response to Original message |
199. haha |
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Fri Feb-27-04 08:16 PM Response to Original message |
202. "WWJD? Get the crap kicked out of him!" |
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Fri Feb-27-04 08:27 PM Response to Original message |
205. If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning... |
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Fri Feb-27-04 08:30 PM Response to Original message |
207. "We'll always have Golgotha." |
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Fri Feb-27-04 09:18 PM Response to Original message |
208. "I'll be back...." a la the Grope-inator |
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Fri Feb-27-04 09:20 PM Response to Original message |
209. "Damn, I hate it when that happens. Have you ever been |
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Fri Feb-27-04 09:21 PM Response to Original message |
210. That reminds me, I need to get my nails done. |
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Fri Feb-27-04 10:09 PM Response to Original message |
211. Somebody could get a LADDER... |
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Fri Feb-27-04 10:41 PM Response to Original message |
213. "of all the crosses in all the world, you had to nail me to this one" |
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Fri Feb-27-04 10:49 PM Response to Original message |
215. "Damn it, this isn't Deep Throat!" |
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Fri Feb-27-04 10:55 PM Response to Original message |
216. Oh, God, if only that were Shrub!! |
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Fri Feb-27-04 10:56 PM Response to Original message |
217. "Remember, it's only a MOVIE." |
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Fri Feb-27-04 10:56 PM Response to Original message |
218. Just wait for the director's cut on DVD... |
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Fri Feb-27-04 11:05 PM Response to Original message |
219. "Hate to be his HMO" |
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Fri Feb-27-04 11:49 PM Response to Original message |
221. YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME! |
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Fri Feb-27-04 11:52 PM Response to Original message |
222. Don't cry, Hon. The Xtians get the power next and they BURN people at the |
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Fri Feb-27-04 11:57 PM Response to Original message |
223. "How does he eat M&Ms with those holes in his hands?" |
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Sat Feb-28-04 12:06 AM Response to Original message |
224. I've fallen and I can't get up! |
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Sat Feb-28-04 02:15 AM Response to Original message |
228. "Well, for Christ's sake, will this whipping end soon?" |
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Sat Feb-28-04 02:50 AM Response to Reply #228 |
229. Can ya speed it up? The sooner we get this over with the sooner |
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Sat Feb-28-04 04:48 AM Response to Original message |
230. "Let me tell you how it ends" |
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Sat Feb-28-04 04:49 AM Response to Original message |
231. The beatings will continue until morale improves |
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Sat Feb-28-04 05:24 AM Response to Original message |
232. This is awful, you all made me |
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Sat Feb-28-04 05:26 AM Response to Original message |
233. Frodo Lives!!! |
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Sat Feb-28-04 05:55 AM Response to Original message |
234. As he's carrying the cross.. |
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Sat Feb-28-04 06:06 AM Response to Original message |
235. Ho-sanna, hey-sanna, sanna, sanna, ho-sanna.... |
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Sat Feb-28-04 07:42 AM Response to Original message |
238. Tonight, On Trading Spaces..... |
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Sat Feb-28-04 07:48 AM Response to Reply #238 |
240. Funny that they chose to use a cross, huh? |
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Sat Feb-28-04 07:51 AM Response to Reply #240 |
241. Jeff, i gotta tell you |
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Sat Feb-28-04 08:00 AM Response to Reply #241 |
245. I just provide the canvas, what they do w/ the lamb's blood is up to them |
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Sat Feb-28-04 04:39 PM Response to Reply #245 |
251. A DU Instant Classic! |
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Sat Feb-28-04 07:52 AM Response to Original message |
242. I think Buddha could take him |
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Sat Feb-28-04 07:53 AM Response to Original message |
243. I got 5 bucks on the guys with the swords and the whips |
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Sat Feb-28-04 07:58 AM Response to Original message |
244. It's gonna be kinda odd if they hand him an Oscar next year |
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Sat Feb-28-04 08:32 AM Response to Original message |
246. "SHIT! I'm Out Of Twizzlers." |
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Sat Feb-28-04 08:50 AM Response to Original message |
247. Top of the World, Ma! |
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Sat Feb-28-04 08:52 AM Response to Original message |
248. "I knew I shouldn't have supported Dean".... |
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Sat Feb-28-04 08:58 AM Response to Original message |
249. And singing their hosannahs ... |
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Sat Feb-28-04 09:44 AM Response to Original message |
250. "They've got a pepper bar!" |
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