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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 08:41 AM
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Sarah Palin, Joe the Plumber and John McCain walk into a bar.
What's the punchline?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 09:01 AM
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1. Everyone else walks out of the bar
:D
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 09:11 AM
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2. Actually, they didn't walk into the bar.
Edited on Mon Nov-03-08 09:16 AM by Dangerously Amused


They just kind of tripped over it, because the bar has been lowered with them.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 09:13 AM
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3. the bartender says " and just when i thought i would never have to hear about the three of you again
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 09:14 AM
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4. Woot!
:thumbsup:

:hi:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 09:18 AM
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5. Since it was a British bar, it was the only thing licensed
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 09:22 AM
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6. John McCain spent 5 1/2 years of his life without a bar
That's all anybody needs to know.
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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 09:28 AM
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7. Sarah and John tell the bartender to put everything on Joe's tab
They're broke and he claims that he's got $250k to buy his own plumbing business
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 10:27 AM
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12. That is actually not bad.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 09:35 AM
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8. And the bartender says, "what is this, some kind of fucking joke?"
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 10:30 AM
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16. You stole my punchline!
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 09:39 AM
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9. The bar says "Haha!"
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 09:46 AM
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10. John McCain says, "Barkeep! Give me a sarsaparilla."
Joe the Plumber says, "Give me a Milwaukee's Best in a can" and
Sarah Palin says, "I'll have the lutefisk dinner."
Joe the Plumber with an annoyed look on his face asks, "Lutefisk? What the Hell is that?"
Sarah Palin: "Oooooo, lutefisk is a repulsive gelatinous fishlike dish that tastes of soap and gives off an odor that would gag a goat. It looks like the desiccated cadavers of squirrels run over by trucks"
Joe the Plumber pointing into his hand at John McCain whispers to Palin, "Shhhh! He's sitting right there..."




Thanks to Garrison Keillor for the description of lutefisk... and John McCain.
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Auggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 09:54 AM
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11. The Bartender says,
"Sorry, we only serve horses and funghi."
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 10:28 AM
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13. And the bartender says, "Why the long faces?"
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dembotoz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 10:28 AM
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14. Its the 3 stooges!!
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 10:29 AM
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15. The Bartender says,
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 10:41 AM
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17. Sarah says, "give us three Buds and pretzels". The bartender says "we're out of pretzels".
Joe says "then we'll have three Schlitz and pretzels". The bartender says "didn't you hear me? I'm out of pretzels".

John says,.."Oh,..okay then we'll just have the pretzels".
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 10:53 AM
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18. Doesn't need a punchline. They're the joke. n/t
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lazyriver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 11:10 AM
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19. Bartender says, "Glad you finally got here...
Edited on Mon Nov-03-08 11:11 AM by lazyriver
The toilet's been overflowing since you 'fixed' it last time...and who are those two losers"?
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 11:13 AM
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20. That would explain the brain damage. n/t
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 11:14 AM
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21. In what regards, arcadian?
:)
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 11:26 AM
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22. For having placed the bar strategically at neck height, Jimmy drank for free
the rest of the night.

The YouTube video was priceless.
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 12:02 PM
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23. and the bar spits them back out, and screams "unclean!" nt
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