Please Caption this photo:

[elshiva]

[JVS]

1. Checkers' rebuttal

[elshiva]

4. Checkers is looking good after all these years.

He outlasted Nixon. :)
:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

2. "Please welcome my dawg, President Obama."

[Aristus]

3. After eight years, a creature with a brain takes the lectern.

B-)

[Swede]

5. As we know, There are known knowns.

There are things we know we know.
We also know
There are known unknowns.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns,
The ones we don't know
We don't know.
And,no,I won't lick your face.

[elshiva]

6. Rover Rumsfield.

:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. The White House dog-elect will get a complete briefing just as soon as possible

I promise to ensure that s/he understands that Africa is a continent.

[elshiva]

8. How about the anteater-elect?

[dana_b]

9. "WIll somebody here PLEASE take me home??

Please?? Did you see what I did this week? I nearly took that guy's hand off. YOU try managing your anger after living with these idiots for this long!"

[Generic Brad]

10. Dana Perrino

White House Press Secretary

[Catshrink]

11. What was that, Helen?

Can I tell you about the time the President choked on the pretzel? Okay, it went something like this:

He was watching a football game in the residence. I was hanging around, trying to get a handout of sandwiches and snacks. I saw him drinking something from a can and heard him burping a lot. Pretty soon, there were a lot of cans on the floor. Ol' Georgie stood up to go pee and tripped over the cans. I heard a thunk and then the boss was on the floor. I thought he wanted to wrestle but he was sleeping. Pretty soon, Mom came in and saw him sleeping on the floor and told him to get up. Then she screamed, and the SS guys came running into the room and there was all kinds of noise. I took off.

[elshiva]

13. Yes, that was always my theory. Dubya was drunk when

he choked on that pretzel. :)

[curse of greyface]

12. He is introspective reciting Ferdinand

dog, you and your lonely howl
fail to affect me, though
haunting, i walk on by
because dog, you and i
we're so different
your forlorn eyes
tracing my movements don't
touch my heart, though clear and seeking
i cannot stop, for dog,
you and i could not be more different
the bone that you nudge in my direction
doesn't compel me to love you
although the gesture is sweet,
sorry dog, we're so different
you and i
but dog, the cage that you sit in
that's familiar and you're alone
surrounded but desolately
remorsefully, and unmistakably
alone

...You know dog, you and me
we're more similar than you might think

[elshiva]

14. That's awesome. What's that from?

[curse of greyface]

15. Alexzia Ferdinand

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/you-and-i-dog/

[elshiva]

16. Thank you.

:toast: Great poem.

[AbbeyRoad]

17. "I double dog dare you to pet me."

[elshiva]

18. Pet, pet.

:P

[AbbeyRoad]

21. "mmm...your finger tastes like chicken."

:evilgrin:

[elshiva]

22. I guess that's better than tasting like pretzels.

:evilgrin:

[elshiva]

23. Dupe

[Whoa_Nelly]

19. He calls himself The Decider! I call him The Abuser! Arf to that, me laddies!

[elshiva]

20. Poor Barney. I heard he was a Democrat.

[busybl]

24. I did not bite that reporter