wanna parade your porn addiction for all to see?

[gmoney]

MTV´S ´TRUE LIFE´

MTV Networks is casting new episodes of True Life, to include I'm Addicted to Porn, I'm Rehabbing My Injury, I'm Racist, I'm a Conspiracy Theorist, I Hate My Tattoos, I'm Bisexual, I'm Eloping, I'm Placing My Baby for Adoption, I Can't Sleep, I'm Going Bald/Losing My Hair, I'm Uncomfortable in My New Body, I Don't Like My Small Breasts, I'm Having Twins, I'm a Fan Boy, I'm Looking for My Sibling, I'm Stuck at Home, I'm Nuyorican, I'm an Insomniac. Shoot starts TBD.

Seeking—I'm Addicted to Porn: must appear to be between the ages of 17-28, must have an interest in pornography that has become a full-blown addiction, an addiction that negatively affects your relationships with family or your significant other, people who have sexual needs that go against their core religious beliefs, values, or morals are welcome, if you would like to share your story email [e-mail]

I'm Rehabbing My Injury: must appear to be between the ages of 16-28, must have been recently injured in a way that will change your life forever, may be facing months of intense physical rehabilitation, entering an inpatient rehab facility or living at home, standout college athletes with season-ending or career-ending injuries are welcome, email your story to [e-mail]

I'm Racist: must appear to be between the ages of 17-27, must be a racist, must believe people with skin colors other than your own are inferior, feel that the country would be a better place if people from each race would just stick to their own, treat people of other races differently, or must have been brought up in a racist background but now find yourself in a more diverse environment, to share your story send an email to [e-mail];

I'm a Conspiracy Theorist: must appear to be between the ages of 17-28, must believe that there are important stories being suppressed every day by those in power, deeply suspicious of what you're told by the mainstream media, or strongly affected by a landmark tragedy and feel that there's more to the story than what the government or media is telling us, to share your story email [e-mail]

I Hate My Tattoos: must appear to be between the ages of 17-18, must have a tattoo you regret, it may stand in the way of your relationship with family, friends, or a significant other, or remind you of a certain period of your life that went sour, or may stand in the way of a job, may be thinking of tattoo removal, to share your story email [e-mail] and include a photo of your tattoo

I'm Bisexual: must appear to be between the ages of 16-28, must be bisexual and just coming to terms with your sexuality, maybe in a heterosexual relationship but looking to branch out, having a hard time committing to one sex, have friends and family who think it's just a phase, to share your story email [e-mail]

I'm Eloping: must be between the ages of 18-28, must be thinking about eloping, in a situation that forces you to be secretive about your plans for marriage, running away from home, or crossing state lines to tie the knot, to share your story email [e-mail]

I'm Placing My Baby for Adoption: must appear to be between the ages of 16-25, must be currently pregnant and making an adoption plan for your baby, to share your story email [e-mail] and include the baby's due date

I Can't Sleep: must appear to be between the ages of 16-28, must have a significant sleep disorder that is affecting your life, including insomnia, narcolepsy, Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome, night terror, parasomnia, sleep apnea, or any other sleep disorder that seriously impacts your school, work, home, or social life, to share your story email [e-mail]

I'm Going Bald/Losing My Hair: must appear to be between the ages of 17-28, must have thinning hair due to unlucky genetics, illness, or treatment, and it's affecting your self-esteem, might be hesitant to go out in public and interact with people because you're afraid they'll stare at you, to share your story email [e-mail]

I'm Uncomfortable in My New Body: must appear to be between the ages of 17-26, must have body image and self-esteem issues in spite of a new and improved appearance such as significant weight loss, recent plastic surgery, or other body alteration, to share your story email [e-mail]

I Don't Like My Small Breasts: must appear to be between the ages of 17-26, must have small breasts which negatively affect your self-esteem, actively trying to enlarge your breasts, a fan of padded bras or gel inserts, familiar with "natural breast enhancement" products and methods, think life would change for the better if your breasts grew, to share your story email [e-mail]

I'm Having Twins: must appear to be between the ages of 17-28, must be pregnant with twins, triplets, or more, previously unable to conceive but now expecting multiple babies with the help of fertility drugs, concerned about the financial, physical, and emotional toll of taking care of more than one newborn, or experiencing a first, unexpected pregnancy which puts your career on hold, to share your story email [e-mail]

I'm a Fan Boy/Girl: must appear to be between the ages of 16-28, must be obsessed with comic books, anime, fantasy, or manga, might like to dress up as your favorite character and attend conventions with other fans, waited in line overnight for a book, movie, or videogame release, have tattoos depicting your favorite brand or characters, missed work, school, or other important events to engage in role-playing or cosplay, misunderstood by your family or significant other, to share your story email [e-mail]

I'm Looking for My Sibling: must appear to be between the ages of 16-28, must have lost touch with sibling or step-sibling and are looking to reconnect, separated from a young age and have no idea of their current whereabouts, recently learned you have a sibling you had no idea existed, or biological father was a sperm donor and you're looking to connect with half-siblings online, to share your story email [e-mail]

I'm Stuck at Home: must appear to be between the ages of 20-28, must be at the age where everyone else has left their parents' house but you are still living at home, ready to leave the nest but don't know how, or you still like the idea that your mother still cooks for you, parents may nag you to get a place of your own but you can't or can't see the point, or your parents are refusing to let you move out, to share your story email [e-mail]

I'm Nuyorican: must appear to be between the ages of 16-28, must be Boriquo/a and proud of it, trying to decide if you want to stay close to your Puerto Rican culture in New York City or get a fresh start by relocating to another city or state, struggle with difficult issues that are part of city life, like peer pressure, drugs, or gangs, experience prejudice from friends or family back home, or are full of Puerto Rican pride, to share your story email [e-mail]

I'm an Insomniac: must appear to be between the ages of 16-28, must be unable to fall asleep or stay asleep, your inability to sleep has a huge impact on the rest of your life, preventing you from getting work done, going to school, maintaining your relationship or functioning normally, have tried everything from drugs to sleep therapies and nothing has worked, to share your story email [e-mail].

See breakdown for specific submission email address. Each submission must include your name, location, phone number, and pix. For more info, visit http://www.mtv.com/ontv/castingcall/index.jhtml?castingId=1486761. No pay.

[MrCoffee]

1. True Life: I'm Canceling Cable Because MTV Sucks So Bad It Makes Me Want To Hurt Things

[Parche]

2. are you addicted to coffee or pron?

:woohoo: :hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. That show is the only entertaining thing MTV has going these days

[Danger Mouse]

3. True Life: I'm addicted to beating the shit out of MTV execs for their idiotic programming choices.

Seriously, who the fuck wants to watch this shit?

[billyskank]

4. I'd rather draw nude women and call it art

but I know I'm preaching to the converted here. ;)

[MrScorpio]

5. Music Television without music

Who are the geniuses who done thunked this up?

[Lucian]

6. Why would I want the world to see my porn collection?

:shrug:

[flvegan]

7. Where's the "I'm a total douchebag" option?

I know some folks I want to send that info to.

[MrScorpio]

8. I'm a 47 YO man with a Portishead addiction

Who nobody like me?

[malta blue]

9. Too bad there is an age group.

I would sign the STBE for a porn addiction.

What a jerk....

[redqueen]

10. It's sad and puzzling that anyone watches MTV anymore.

Or reads TMZ, or any of those gossip sites/shows.

Or maybe I just don't get it.

Either way... yuckola.

[Fire Walk With Me]

11. How about an episode entitled "I'm fucking sick that MTV doesn't play music"?

[KitchenWitch]

12. OK, I was over Schadenfreude TV 5 years ago.

And still they keep propagating more of it.

[gmoney]

13. The last two words are the most amazing to me...

No pay.

[Fire Walk With Me]

19. Buy low, sell high. Marketing genius.

Viewing hell. Narcissism at its worst.

[skygazer]

14. No "I breastfeed at Olive Garden?"

Elitists. :grr:

[dixiegrrrrl]

15. Bristol Palin can qualify for at least 5 catagories.

[sasquatch]

18. HAHAHAHAHA!!

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. .

:spray:

[HughBeaumont]

16. "I think YouTube has antiquated MTV and it's dickety programming."

Seriously, what's the point of MTV OR MTV2? Neither one show anything that's worth a flying shit: just a bunch of upper class suburbanite dickboys and princesses bitching at each other. What exactly do I need either channel for? I have YouTube. Any 80s video I want to see. Any 70s. Any 90s. Any metal. Any punk live performance. Lots and Lots of obscure prog. Tops of the Pops. Old commercials. Fake commercials. I don't even care that the quality isn't that astounding, I can still see and hear it.

Who the hell is MTV's audience? Does their head cause them all to float when they walk? When you think about it, all MTV consists of is their audience . .. filmed overdramatizing completely mundane life events. This is a network?

[SPKrazy]

17. no

:shrug:

[Tom Kitten]

22. talk about scum sucking leeches

they really expect you to reveal how your most personal flaws for no pay? And for this and Glen Beck etc. I get my mailbox bombarded weekly with junk mail from Comcast offering a free trial period if I sign up for Iphone or something where the government monitors everything I say? It's almost enough to wish I was dead and gone, happy living through earlier times when at least I had a job! Fuck!