BREAKING! Jacko "too sick" to fly to London to get his ass sued off by Sheikh Abdulla Bin Etcetera!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Jackson 'too sick' for court case

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7735729.stm



Michael Jackson could be made to fly to the High Court in London to testify in a breach of contract case, despite his doctor saying he is unfit to travel.

The court heard the singer was waiting on test results about an unspecified condition and that "even in a best-case scenario it would be unwise to travel".

However, lawyers for Sheikh Abdulla Bin Hamad Bin Isa Al-Khalifa said he could be "bandaged up" and appear in person.

The King of Bahrain's second son claims Mr Jackson reneged on a music deal.

He is suing the performer for £4.7 million, claiming that under the agreement, an album, stage play and candid autobiography were to be produced.

[Parche]

1. That Looks Like Jackson And Sheikh Yorboody

:shrug: :hi:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. DAMMIT! Now you're gonna make me dig out that CD...

...which actually isn't a bad thing at all. OK, I retract the "dammit."

:rofl: